A Talking 'Cast!?!

Sammi and Kevin welcome Stuart Wellington (of the Flop House) to discuss how much they hate Tina, feel sorry for Trent and would like some of Susan's cheese puffs. Set your beeping machines to beep.

A preview for the next episode; Sammi, Kevin and Stuart Wellington discuss the nature of Duffy, and suggest a spin-off.

Duffy has left us, so we leave Phil. Tina and Trent argue again, Susan suggests an internship to which Tina scoffs. Kevin and Eric ask how does Susan's catering business keep afloat?

Should you feed a stray cat? Not if you are Chris. Are Chris and Phil splitting up? Is this film a masterpiece of deconstruction? Dylan, Sammi and Claude get meta again.

Duffy wants meat, Phil gives him water with tuna in it. Ugh, Phil! You are the worst! Sammi, Andrew and Sarah ponder the Phil-Duffy relationship and speculate the cupboard Eric Roberts recorded in.

Frannie is left alone, so she asks Duffy a question. He doesn't respond out loud. Sammi C and Colin talk about Squeaky's "performance".

GG joins Sammi to talk about Chris, and his true love.

Claude joins Dylan to discuss the romance between Chris and Frannie. Which ends in tragedy; that was horrible! Then we get a little meta with the human whisperer.

Frannie finally arrives! The sexual tension is electric, if electric means non-existent. Then Duffy gets creepy. I mean, he was already creepy but now he's hitting on Frannie! Sammi and Colin get creeped out in episode 15.

Is Duffy God? Are Phil and Chris related? Why don't rich people clean? Dylan and Spencer head poolside to get answers*. *answers not guaranteed.