It's weird shopping for sex toys to Miley Cyrus in one ear and deadmau5 in the other.

I don't know how to feel

I definitely don't feel okay.

I'm not okay.

Where the fuck is sunni?

I don't know

Well, call him.

Phone rings

Uh—hello.

Where are you?!

I'm doing meth in your bathroom.

Oh, come on.

[toilet flushes] sunni appears from inside the bathroom

I'm just kidding.

What the fuck, man—

It's just coke.

—Of course.

You want some?

I—no.

Yes you do.

How did you get into my house?

*snifs* With the remote

You stole the remote control out of my car?!

No!

—?!

I duplicated it.

“LIL BITZZZZ”

I guess I'm a few of these dimensions, I'm a stand up comedian.

INT. COMESY CLUB. NIGHT

This probably isn't fair, it

Every time I see a belligerently drunk person,

I think of Skrillex—

Or Sonny.

Whatever.

It is what it is.

Probably not fair,

But every time I see a tiny, angry, drunken man

I'm like:

“Lol, here he comes”

Lol I think that's just his spirit.

“The Spirit of Skrillex”

Lol what kind of fucked up cruise ship is that.

TICKETS ON SALE NOW:

“CLICK.” Done. I'm in VIP. See you there.

Lol

You would think it's like HOLY SHIP or EDSea but it's high key Titanic II

Set sail!

THIS IS ONLY FUNNY TO EDM FANS.

It's probably not even funny to them. Skrillex fans are the equivilant of Taylor Swift fans, but more violent.

You can't say bad shit about Skrillex. He's too respected in the industry.

Why do you think that is.

Idk. Master hypnotist—mass mind control expert. Huge dingaling—you name it.

I'd rather not.

RYAN

SUPACREE!

No—Kaskade! No.

RYAN

ITS NOT KASKADE! It's just me! RYAN!

Hm.

Supacree—

Where's Kaskade?

I don't know!

And why isn't he with you—?

That guy's going to kill me!

I believe that.

I need your help!

Uh— no.

Please!

Hm.

…

…

Ok. Where's Joel?

We don't know.

We?!

DEADMAU5 Enters rapidly.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Oh, Heavenly Father!

I prefer “neither”.

Deadmau5!

Obviously.

Where's your controller?

…

Well. Where's Skrillex?

SUPACREE

FUCK.

RYAN

Darn it.

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