Is there any hope of Michelle and Colin remembering the names of any of Katie's beaus? Was there ever a man so little mourned as Chris Harrison? Who oversaw Katie's jean jacket fitting? Is Greg a glassy-eyed psycho or a harmless family man? Is Cat-guy Connor going to sink his claws in for the long run? Is it ever okay to photoshop a love interest into a photo with you? Who started the trend of men wearing flood pants and no socks with a suit? Does the real estate business exclusively attract corny douches? IS IT FOOTBALL OR FUTBALL? Will Colin be forced to watch Bridgerton? Who will be the biggest villain, Aaron or Christian? 

It's Episode 1 of Katie's season of The Bachelorette and no one is memorable!