Happy Valentines Day Lab Rats! we wish you joy and love and expressions of admiration that you're comfortable with. Ron says he hopes no one tries to touch you today. Laura says KISSES GALORE.

Anyway, today is the Valentines Special and Laura and Ron are having a go at pitching the animals they think would make the best contestants on a series of Love Island. They're pitching dicks, they're pitching muscles, they're pitching polyamory, dressing up and sneaking around. they're pitching good dads and good mums and animals that have no sex. The only snag is that for large portions of the show they forget what they're meant to be doing and start pitching the animals that would best make babies which isn't the EXACT point of Love Island but it's not bad...

Once you've listened it's over to you to decide which animal pairing you think makes the best couple on Lexx Education's Animal Love Island...

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