Plumbing the Death Star

Did you know that the boys are back in town? Well they are, they've returned, but they bring with them questions. Who are these boys? Where were they? Why have they come home? Zammit wonders if perhaps the boys are in some way related to the 2006 movie Boy Town, Jackson fears the boys, and Duscher loves the boys despite the blood spilling. Mostly this episode is good because it will remind you of the song the Boys are Back in Town which is without a doubt the best song ever written.

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Seth Brundle merged with a particular fly to make the ultimate being, the brundlefly! It's man but with all the strength, athleticism and horniness of a fly! Unfortunately by merging with a particular fly, he also made the opposite of the ultimate being, the brundlefly! It's man but with all the horrible evil and politics of a fly! We here at Plumbing the Death Star with no scientific training, self-preservation or clever ideas think we could do better. Join us as Zammit longs to be dumber and constantly screaming with an appetite for poison, Jacksom becomes fused with a car to live the perfect life and JD makes the best crab based joke of all time. We were a podcast that dreamed we were smart, good looking, handsome, clever and rich. Now that dream is over. Listen now before you too get lost in looking at baboon.

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Zammit is still really sick so we could not record this week. Don't worry though, instead of missing a week we instead present you Plumbing the Death Star Live in London on September 11, 2026. It's the last show of the tour so therefore should be our best yet because we're so good at it after doing 9 shows in 8 cities over the span of 10 days. Please enjoy.

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Zammit is sick and dying so the boys have invited Adam round to figure out the implications of the phrase "you are what you eat" as suggested by CJSTRAW in the discord. Jackson inevitably turns to cannibalism, Duscher wants to know your fandom's 9/11, and Adam is just happy to be there. So grab a spoon, eat your friends and maybe turn into a pickle. Funniest shit i ever saw.

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Another good one suggested by Belt from the Sanspants+ Discord! Sure we've all heard of Planet Hulk, but what if we had other planets with a homogenised super-power? The Boys put on the wishing hat, and with noses bleeding decide to alter humanity and fishmanity in ways that would potentially lead to our ultimate extinction. We attempt to have good experience to give to our memory fishes to cheer them up after all the horrible thoughts we made them have and if fire meat so good why not fire wash arse better than river wash arse? We no trust fire. Fire hot.

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Your boys are joined by the best they've ever had to try and figure out how we can turn a profit after being cursed with the power to talk to animals. Jackson thinks he's qualified to be a pet therapist specialising in pandas. Zammit just wants to gamble at the tracks before Chloe takes that idea and runs with it an unexpected but simple conclusion and JD wants to use snakes to steal things. So listen in as we creatively kill a cow, cause a farmer to question his life choices and have to ruin an old man's day by giving him some outdated but very sad news. 

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Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 8.

It's the last episode of the lock in and the last episode of My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month! While I promise we do maybe answer the question, as it's just a simple problem we can figure out, the majority is mostly spent on bullying Jacksom's food choices after he got icecream. Today's episode really is a masterclass in how to work really hard at the not listening factory.

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Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 7.

It's My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month at Plumbing the Death Star and we have more questions that need answers based on such a beautiful and beloved film! The boys realise that maybe they're the problem as they start dating the superhero community. JD picks Green Lantern whomst could wreck in lives we cannot comprehend, Zammit chooses Aquaman mostly because he'd feel embarrassed by him and Jackson makes the stakes too high after getting on the apps and replying to a God4M.

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Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (we assume it went well) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 6.

Are you ready for a beautiful trilogy of episodes based on the 2008 classic My Super Ex-Girlfriend? The movie that hates women? Yes? Perfect. Because it's My Super Ex-Girlfriend Month at Plumbing the Death Star! It's all a bit of fun where everyone is at the top of their game after recording all day and it being so late. There's a lot of discussion around the truly terrifying prospect of having sex with a super-powered individual. Jackson wants to level the playing field by trying to get superpowers, Zammit keeps insisting to be held like a bowling ball and JD really needs to thread the needle during the break-up. Anyways, subscribe to Yung Boy Internet, he's going pro and has heaps of clams to eat. He'd appreciate it.

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Da Boys are going to the UK for their Plumbing the Death Star Cannot Die Tour (Tickets available now: sanspantsradio.com/events) and decided to lock in and record do too many episodes over two days. This is episode 5.

It's really hard to avoid breaking the first two rules of fight club when you want to tell your friends about a cool new club you joined. Especially when you're a young boy 40 and have to answer to your loved ones why you keep showing up with your face looking like passata. We pivot from trying to figure how many lies we can tell before it becomes too suspicious to figuring out fighting strategies to avoid said suspicions. From joining a boxing club that we're bad at, to having a car as a personal trainer, to only getting punched in the top of the head we've figured out how to avoid telling people we're in a fight club without giving away that we're in a fight club.

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