Look I'll be honest, I know pretty much nothing about Mortal Kombat, while I was editing this and listening to the boys talk, I had no idea what was going on, but I had a good time, and you will too when you listen to this episode, that's the Sanspants guarantee... I think.

Horses (Or Heese to use their correct plural term) are notoriously prominent fighters in the Mortal Kombat tournament. Since it began in 1284 (idfk man) there has been over 100 different horse champions. Good on those beautiful equestrian boys. Have a carrot on me lads.

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Clayface! That Famous Batman Villain we all know and love. He's pretty cool I guess. Anyway he's getting a movie, and we're gonna figure out exactly what it's gonna be... eventually. We gotta get some hair talk done first, but we'll get to it.

If Batman had a horse based villain he'd be probably be the best one and would kill him in like an hour or whatever because horses are sick. Also maybe he does already have a horse based villain. Don't at me. At Jackson instead. Pretend he wrote all of this and send all your complaints to him.

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They're making another Predator Movie. What's it about, the subway guy? Hopefully not but why not talk about him anyway, and when we find the time we'll fit in some discussion on the upcoming Predator movie where we can.

Predators would never hurt horses because they are good friends. (I've actually never seen a predator movie, so if one does kill a horse at some point just know that that one is a rogue and shunned from predator society.)

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Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow, now just titled Supergirl is the second upcoming project from the new DCU and boy are we jazzed. What will happen? Will there be a girl? Will she be super? Will Jackson or Zammit have to shave Spider-Man webs into their head? Time to find out I guess!

Horses love a Sunday roast. Take them to a pub Carvery and they lose their fucking minds. It's pretty sick. Honestly they are just like me for real. Maybe I am just writing facts about myself now. Who knows.

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FAN TAS TIC FOUR. Hopefully you read that in the way the way the choir sings it from the movie or whatever. Anyway it's been 10 years so it's time for another attempt at Marvel's first family, but will it be any good this time? Let's find out.

Do you guys even care about my fun horse facts anymore? I feel like no one actually reads these. But if you do here's a special one just for you. The plural of Horse is Heese :)

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Another Hollywood remake and it's bound to be a banger... Maybe. Edgar Wright is helming this updated version of the Running Man starring Glen Powell, but will it be any good? Let's find out.

Time for another very fun and totally real Horse fact! Horses have adopted capitalism and as such are being crushed under its weight. Have a nice day.

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It's finally here, the movie we have all been anticipating ever since the post credit scene of Black Adam!!! Lets break down this newest iteration of the worlds most famous super hero! What did we think, did we love it? Is it pretty good? Should you let Jackson cuck you? Find out all the exciting answers to these questions and more in the episode.

Fun Fact Superman is not a horse... so yeah... there you go... As you were.

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Look, we might have forgotten to do an episode on Fantastic Four until just now, but that doesn't mean we won't bring our usual high standard of journalistic integrity to breaking down and speculating all about this movie. Get ready for absolute cinema.... The cinema in question is this episode of Baseless speculation, not F4 just to be clear... That will probably be okay I guess.

The Fantastic Four do not use horses to get about. Instead they choose to use a flying car or sometimes a rocket. Idiots if you ask me. Imagine a big rock man on a horse? How sick would that be?... These horse facts have really gone down hill haven't they?

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Okay not really. But maybe we did, who knows? The only way to really find out is to listen to this beautiful podcast by three beautiful boys and then you'll know once and for all if we lied to you.

There is a horse in a Spider-man movie that apparently has spider-man powers and that's pretty sick. But the Horse is also ridden by a cowboy Spider-man with cowboy spider powers and that's even sicker. So pretty cool horse fact I think we can all agree.

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Spooky Spooky Ghosts, Spooky Spooky Dolls, and the perhaps the scariest thing of all, a pair of no good scam artists! What is this franchise? What Is next for the Warrens and their long history of being upstanding good people who never had sex with anyone underage. Don't Worry about it. Anyway let's find out.

Horse Ghosts are 100% real and if you kill one that spooky mf will haunt you until the day you die, Legally I cannot tell you how I know this information, just trust me.

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