This week we are lucky enough to be joined by a goddamn comedy legend, the great Dave Thornton (no relation to Sigrid).

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HELP! This week a reddit person has asked what they do if they believe a possum, and indeed many possums (possi?) are taking advantage of them.

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This week Sammy is joined by two of your absolute favourites - Jess Perkins & Mish Wittrup. There's lots of wheezing as usual.

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HELP! This week a reddit person has asked what to do if they became local folklore? A wizard by the name of Bush Wizard.

Luckily Sammy is joined by the legendary Rosie Waterland to find the (mostly correct) answers.

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This week we are lucky enough to be joined by a goddamn legend, the great Stephen Tobolowsky.

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This week Sammy is joined by Australian comedy legend and sometimes instagram ranter, Dave Hughes.

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HELP! This week a reddit person accidentally called their boss 'mummy.'

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Recorded during the 2026 Melbourne International Comedy Festival with Myf Warhurst, Joel Creasey and Wil Anderson. Oh lordy, strap yourself in. 

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HELP! This week a reddit person has asked what they do if their boyfriend's mother is cutting their steak for them?

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This week Sammy is joined by first-time guest, chef Adrian Richardson. He forgot to say 'yes Chef' when addressing him but hopefully it's okay.

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