Esteemed cricket journalist Jarrod Kimber violates me for wearing short sleeves, tells the world about the most alpha cricketer and details a few scraps he's prevented in Melbourne.

Tom and I discuss who makes our first team and just generally have a chat.

Talking with AJ about how he alphas pretty much everyone he sees and comparisons with both Samuel and Andre Russell.

Tarek details the ways in which he punishes Naomi for missing her length, outbursts of anger against innocent umpires and his plans to get in the coveted cordon.

Chats with Dan about his 270k subscriber Youtube channel, badgers, and excursions to Thailand. 

Chats with Ontan about the burden of captaincy, parental pressure and tips for those of you with hairline issues.

Chats with Elliott Gregg about whether or not he is more alpha than his brother, his thoughts on ybs in the common room and the power dynamics of cricket on Milham Ford

First guest, Samuel Down, visits the podcast to detail his views on cricket as a whole. Featuring an insight into just why Samuel is so loose on a night out and also explores his strange dreams about Jake Ball.

The boys run down the IPL auction, discuss Alex Hales on the circuit and investigate whether or not you can actually play an offside shot and be considered alpha.

Summary of the First Test match, doesn't last too long due to England's absolute drubbing. Hosts then move on to chat about more philosophical issues such as is cricket ever good? and who is the most alpha cricketer?