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This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit bownereport.substack.com
Ladies and gentlemen, cover the dogs ears. An estimated, ESTIMATED, mind you, because who’s counting when civilization is hanging by a thread? 135 MILLION people sat there, potato chips frozen halfway to their mouths, and watched… THIS… during the Super Bowl halftime show! Bad Bunny! The man comes out, the lights go BAZONGAS, and he starts singing this filth on a stick…
The lyrics…you ask? I can’t understand any of it you say? I’m telling you, I read them once and my eyebrows went into witness protection!
I was gonna read them for you right here on the podcast, but I can’t! I CAN’T! My tongue would file for divorce! My ancestors would rise from the grave just to slap me! It’s nasty. NASTY nasty. Capital N, capital A, capital S-T-Y, with an extra side nas. We’re talking lyrics so spicy they should come with a warning label and a glass of milk! So here they are in black and white. You wanna torture yourself? Be my guest. Read them. I’m not gonna say another word.
Apparently you can say anything you want in front of an American audience of this size on national television as long as it isn’t in English. Had it been in English, the entire performance would have never made it to showtime. What kind of precedent does this set? There are potentially millions of dollars of violations in the Bad Bunny performance. Where is the FCC? They claim that he mumbled some of the worst parts. Ok so what happens when some 8 year old kid buys the album geniuses?
And the performance adds weight to what politicians are saying about a nation divided. Celebrating the division…..egging it on. Many people of Latin origin were deeply offended. What a train wreck for a Country supposedly one nation under a groove.
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By Jon BowneThis is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit bownereport.substack.com
Ladies and gentlemen, cover the dogs ears. An estimated, ESTIMATED, mind you, because who’s counting when civilization is hanging by a thread? 135 MILLION people sat there, potato chips frozen halfway to their mouths, and watched… THIS… during the Super Bowl halftime show! Bad Bunny! The man comes out, the lights go BAZONGAS, and he starts singing this filth on a stick…
The lyrics…you ask? I can’t understand any of it you say? I’m telling you, I read them once and my eyebrows went into witness protection!
I was gonna read them for you right here on the podcast, but I can’t! I CAN’T! My tongue would file for divorce! My ancestors would rise from the grave just to slap me! It’s nasty. NASTY nasty. Capital N, capital A, capital S-T-Y, with an extra side nas. We’re talking lyrics so spicy they should come with a warning label and a glass of milk! So here they are in black and white. You wanna torture yourself? Be my guest. Read them. I’m not gonna say another word.
Apparently you can say anything you want in front of an American audience of this size on national television as long as it isn’t in English. Had it been in English, the entire performance would have never made it to showtime. What kind of precedent does this set? There are potentially millions of dollars of violations in the Bad Bunny performance. Where is the FCC? They claim that he mumbled some of the worst parts. Ok so what happens when some 8 year old kid buys the album geniuses?
And the performance adds weight to what politicians are saying about a nation divided. Celebrating the division…..egging it on. Many people of Latin origin were deeply offended. What a train wreck for a Country supposedly one nation under a groove.