"Maintaining Acceptable Washer Pressure in Showerheads" is not the next thing that I imaged President Trump would undertake. Yet here we are, and I can say, I think taking nice showers is something every American can agree on. But why was this even a thing in the first place?

I just watched the Phil Hendrie documentary, "Hendrie," and it hit me in a way I didn’t expect. The way he played with humor, pushed boundaries, and left people totally baffled—it reminded me of how often people don’t quite get me either. Sometimes, what I say is taken too seriously, or not seriously enough. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way. Let’s talk about the power of humor, the fine line between wit and chaos, and why being a little misunderstood might not be such a bad thing.

Okay, for legal purposes this is not actually called the Super Bowl show it's called the "Big Game Show". The whole world has rallied behind Aaron's notion of who should lose the "BIG GAME" this year. Have you? Also, the new kickoff rule is so lame, man, how can we fix it? Listen to find out what the title means.

Some people (mainly crazy people) have been totally freaking out about the possibility of getting rid of the Department of Education. But you must ask: didn't schools exist before we created the Department of Education? And also, what religion is the public school teaching my kid?

On this special episode of The Aaron Arnett Show, legendary broadcaster Art Bell takes over the mic to dive deep into one of the most pressing mysteries of our time: Why are eggs so expensive? Is it simple economics, or is there a shadowy force manipulating our breakfast staples? Art unpacks the wildest theories, from secret government price-fixing to the possibility of poultry psyops. Did the Illuminati get into the egg game? Are chickens in on it? And most importantly—what does this mean for your morning omelet?

Tune in for a classic Art Bell deep dive filled with late-night intrigue, economic conspiracies, and just maybe... the truth.

Everyone is looking for wisdom from somewhere to change their life somehow. But what if all our wisdom or all the wisdom in the world wasn't enough?

The left has been in an uproar about the supposed "Nazi Salute" that Elon Musk did at the President Trump Inauguration Party. I've waited until now to talk about it because I have been patiently waiting further evidence implicating Mr. Musk. In today's episode, we talk about a post made by Dr. Philip Low, Musk's apparent old friend and business partner who had quite a bit to say about whether or not the world's richest man is in fact a Nazi.

(Apologies for the language at the link)

Over the weekend I released a TikTok video about what name President Trump should change next. Also, do we really have to have the Chiefs in the Super Bowl AGAIN?! Last, we talk about how many people, like Selena Gomez, were crying over deportation flights so I took the time out of my day to explain why Brazilians were placed in handcuffs on a flight home.

Now that Donald Trump is in office there are certain things we have to keep him and the republicans accountable to. It’s more than the economy, stupid!

In this episode Aaron talks about how NPR (or npr, as they stylize it) went out of their way to tell you that some illegal immigrants helped putting out the fires in Los Angeles. Does it really matter that they were undocumented? Can't they just be celebrated for helping out? Or does National "Public" Radio have an ulterior motive?

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