Crank up the heat, old-timers, it’s time for BBQ and BS! We’re slingin’ sizzlin’ ribs and spicier gossip than a tabloid at the barber shop. This week, we’re talkin’ stink-booty rappers shakin’ their groove thangs, AARP reppin’ the silver-haired crew with discounts hotter than a jalapeño, and a batshit theory about butt cancer from them rainbow camera flashes—yep, those disco lights might be zappin’ more than your Polaroids! Tune in for a wild ride of meat, madness, and old-school BS that’ll make your dentures rattle.