Strap in, you beautiful bastards—this week on BBQ & BS we went full throttle into the goddamn abyss! We kick off with the ice-cold bloodbath shooting in Minnesota, then roast the ever-loving shit out of Tampon Tim Walz and his mountain of fraud allegations. We fantasize about kidnapping Maduro (because why the fuck not?), then dive balls-deep into the transition to AI—how the robots are coming for your job, your wife, and probably your pulled pork.
Grok was down harder than a Sparks hooker on payday, so no roast this week (sorry, haters—you'll have to wait to get verbally skull-fucked). But fear not: we drop a nuclear new way to cook pulled pork that'll have your tastebuds begging for mercy (spoiler: it's filthy, juicy, and borderline illegal).
We play pretend with the California lottery—what would we buy if we hit? Yachts, hookers, more Pitbull's, silence? Then we talk Black Rock Desert shrimp (yes, you read that right—fucking shrimp in the desert, fight me).
Finally, support the boys: Head to Battle Born Smokers RIGHT FUCKING NOW, grab our signature sauces, rubs, and swag—every purchase gets you a FREE sticker so you can flex your degeneracy everywhere.
Minnesota madness, AI apocalypse, lottery fantasies, and meat so good it'll make you question your life choices. This is BBQ & BS at its most unhinged. Crack a cold one, light the grill, and let's fucking go! 🍖🔥💦 #BBQBS #PulledPorkPorn #TamponTimSucks #GrokDownBad