Strap in, you degenerate fucks, because today we're diving balls-deep into the geopolitical shitshow that's got the internet losing its goddamn mind. We've got Cardboard Supreme Leaders popping up like Iran's playing the world's shittiest game of whack-a-mullah—cutouts of Khamenei (or whatever limp-dick successor they've propped up now) getting paraded around protests and memes while the real one's probably hiding in a bunker jerking off to his own propaganda. From "Death to America" chants to cardboard cutout cosplay in under a week? That's some next-level regime LARPing, and we're here to roast it harder than a .50 cal through a fishing boat.

Speaking of which—boats and hoes with .50 cals, motherfuckers. Picture this: Iranian suicide skiffs disguised as innocent little fishing vessels, loaded with explosives and dreams of martyrdom, cruising the Strait of Hormuz like it's a Tinder date gone wrong. But nah, we're upgrading the vibe—arm those bad boys (or the ones blowing them the fuck up) with heavy machine guns, turn the whole thing into a floating redneck yacht party. "Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... with a Ma Deuce spitting freedom at 800 rounds a minute." Asymmetric warfare just got a whole lot more American—and a whole lot stupider in the best way.

And yeah, we might even drag in a few actual retarded takes from the timeline—people saying the dumbest shit about this war, oil prices, or why Bernie suddenly stan'd a cardboard Ayatollah. We'll laugh at them mercilessly, because sometimes the mirror's too depressing and we need external idiots to feel better about our own fucked-up existence. Our moms probably saw the same disappointment in us anyway—might as well own it while cackling at the apocalypse.

So grab your lube, your popcorn, and whatever's left of your dignity—Episode 60 is dropping soon, and it's gonna be a vulgar, unhinged, bomb-dick-swinging measuring contest of memes, mockery, and mild-to-moderate war crimes commentary. Don't miss it, you filthy animals. Who's ready to get absolutely railed by reality? 🚀💥🖕

In this week's no-holds-barred pit session, Thom & Ron fire up the grill and dive deep into the chaos that's got the world on edge: Operation Epic Fury — the massive US-Israel strikes hammering Iran's regime, nuclear sites, and military backbone since late February 2026. We're talking thousands of targets smoked, Tomahawks flying, Iranian missiles raining back, oil markets shitting bricks, and the Strait of Hormuz teetering on lockdown. Is this another quick "surgical" op, or the start of another endless Middle East quagmire?

But we don't stop there — we crank the heat on a bigger, uglier truth: Is America straight-up addicted to war? From manifest destiny land grabs to Cold War dick-swinging, post-9/11 terror hunts, and now this Iran beatdown, the US has been knee-deep in some kind of military fuckery for damn near its entire existence.

We break down the brutal stat: In 250 years since 1776, the United States has been involved in armed conflicts, interventions, or straight-up wars for roughly 230–235 years — that's over 90–93% of its history soaked in gunpowder. Only about 15–20 years of anything close to "peace," and even those are debatable with covert ops and proxy bullshit lurking. From the Revolutionary War through Indian Wars, Civil War, two World Wars, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf Wars, Afghanistan/Iraq forever wars, and right up to today's Epic Fury — the pattern's clear: Uncle Sam doesn't do long vacations from violence.

We roast the military-industrial complex, question if "spreading democracy" is just code for empire-building, and ask the real question: Can the US ever kick this habit, or is endless war baked into the DNA?

Grab your Coors, load up the brisket, and join the unfiltered chaos. Tits, smoke, savage takes, and zero fucks given — this is BBQ & BS at full throttle.

New heat drops every week now — don't miss it. Smash play, subscribe, and tag your battle buddies who need this wake-up call.

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Welcome to BBQ & BS Podcast Episode #58 – our FIRST EVER VIDEO PODCAST, baby! 🍖🔥💥

Thom & Ron finally jumped from audio-only to full visual chaos... and damn, the tech gods came out swinging! We fought through audio glitches, random crashes, and every gremlin imaginable trying to derail the smoke session. But we powered through like true pit masters—raw, unfiltered, and refusing to quit.

This is real-deal chaos turned epic: Battle Born Smokers style, no holds barred.

In this wild debut video episode, we dive into:

The glorious (and hilarious) leap to video – tech nightmares front and center straight Reno/Sparks smoke madness

All the wild tangents that happened while battling the machines (you know we went there) Savage takes on life, food, and whatever lit our fire that week

If you crave authentic BBQ talk with zero filter, epic fails turned into wins, and two dudes who laugh in the face of tech disasters... hit PLAY, smash that LIKE if the glitches cracked you up, and SUBSCRIBE for more heat!

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Grab the full audio version too if video glitches aren't your thing 😂Got your own tech horror story? Drop it in the comments—we'll roast it next episode! No weak sauce. No dry rubs. Just straight fire... even when the setup tries to put it out. 🔥🍗💨#BBQandBS #BBQPodcast #FirstVideoPodcast #TechnicalDifficulties #BattleBornSmokers #RenoBBQ #SmokedMeat #PodcastChaos #PitMasterLife #BBQTips

Thom & Ron are back, motherfuckers — Episode 57 is a straight-up nuclear meltdown of raw BBQ rants and unhinged bullshit!

We finally popped our video podcast cherry and tried filming this madness.

Then we dive balls-deep into the SAVE Act — that new voter ID cockblock bill that’s got everyone losing their goddamn minds. Proof of citizenship or go fuck yourself? We’re breaking it down with zero filter.

Next up: the internet’s wildest fever dream — people out here smoking and straight-up injecting crushed bed bugs for a high?! We tried to make sense of this psychotic trend (or hoax, or whatever the fuck it is) and ended up dying laughing while choking on our beers.

The ladies are out here complaining about having to work again… Ron and Thom go full savage mode on that entitled noise while we’re grinding 80-hour smoke weeks like real men.

Reno just got absolutely RAILED by the Snowpocalypse — feet of snow, power outages, roads closed, Sparks turned into a goddamn frozen hellscape. We’re talking survival mode while our smokers are buried under white shit.

AND THE GRAND FINALE… Grok (yeah, that AI asshole) went full roast mode on Thom and left his ego charred blacker than a burnt-end. You gotta hear this massacre — Thom is STILL crying into his brisket.

Lock the doors, grease up, and smoke this episode right fucking now, you animals!

What’s your hottest take this week? Drop it in the comments or we’ll roast YOU next, bitch!

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Smash play, you filthy smoke fiends — this one’s gonna leave your ribs tender and your soul roasted. 🍖☢️❄️💦

Motherfuckers, light the grill and grab your Coors—Episode #56 of BBQ & BS is here to make your mouth water and your pants tight! We kick this shit off balls-deep in glorious boob talk (because real men appreciate the view while smoking meat), cranking the #BBQBONER hashtag to max volume. Then we drag "Aussom Aussie" over the coals for not resharing his damn episode—what the fuck, mate? Ghosting like a bad Tinder date?

The fire really ignites when we geek out on the badass new BBQ design from AOG Grills—that bold, American-made evolution with killer stainless steel grids, push-button ignition, halogen lights, and enough presence to make your backyard look like a pro pit. Sleek, reliable, and built to dominate—pure grill porn for the win.

But the meat of the episode? We spend a long, glorious chunk ripping the Battle Born Smokers trailer to shreds, laughing our asses off at the idiotic Google, Yelp, and social media comments/reviews from clueless trolls. "Too smoky"? "Overpriced junk"? These keyboard warriors get called out live— we read the dumbest shit verbatim, roast 'em mercilessly, and serve up the truth: real BBQ ain't for pussies. If you're in Reno/Sparks, you know Battle Born brings the heat; these haters just can't handle the smoke!

This one's raw, hilarious, and packed with grill wisdom, motivation to fire up your own rig, and enough vulgar energy to keep you hard for hours. If you're ready to talk tits, smoke meat, and crush bullshit, smash play RIGHT FUCKING NOW. Your pit game (and boner) will thank you.

Subscribe like a boss on all platforms, drop a scorching review if this fires you up, and tag a BBQ bro who needs this smoke session. Follow the new empire @REALBBQBS for more chaos, drops, and Nevada-made fire. Let's smoke empires, talk dirty, and shut down the haters—one episode at a time. 💪🔥🍖🤤 #BBQBONER #Episode56 #REALBBQBS #BattleBornSmokers #AOGGrills #BBQandBS #SparksNV #NevadaMade #CoorsLight Gains

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Buckle up, you filthy pit freaks—this week's BBQ & BS is a goddamn Molotov cocktail of madness! We dive balls-deep into building top-secret electronics with the most fucked-up, bullshit schematics imaginable—think wires that lie, components that ghost you, and enough frustration to make a grown man cry into his rub. Then we unload on today's snowflake generation: kids skipping school to protest shit they can't even vote on, getting handed way too much freedom like they're running the country instead of failing algebra. Absolute retardation on parade—zero consequences, maximum whining. Finally, we get savage about future BBQ competitions: game plans, secret weapons, trash-talk strategies, and how we're gonna smoke the competition harder than a low-and-slow pork butt. No holds barred, no safe spaces, just two horny pit daddies talking real shit over meat and mayhem. Grab your tongs, crack a cold one, and join the smoke session—you don't wanna miss this episode, it'll burn so good you'll beg for seconds! 🔥🍖💦 #BBQandBS #FuckTheBullshit #PitDaddyLife

Lock the doors, grease up your hands, and crank the volume, you horny pit beasts—BBQ & BS is about to get nasty with Paul 'Aussom Aussie' Mackay, the Sydney smoke god who's been fuckin' up rib competitions since 1988. This badass built his empire on fruit-based Aussie sauces 'cause tomatoes were too damn expensive back home—now he's stackin' over 350 awards across the US, Canada, and Oz, turnin' racks into drippin', fall-off-the-bone porn. We're divin' balls-deep into the raw origins of that sweet, sticky fruit magic, how he stormed the American BBQ scene like a hard cock in heat, and rubs so potent they'll make your meat quiver and beg for more. Expect uncut stories from the contest trenches, sauce secrets that'll scorch your tongue and light your ass on fire, brutal fuck-ups, killer backyard tips to make your grill scream, and heaps of filthy bullshit that'll have you laughin', sweatin', and lickin' sauce off your fingers like it's foreplay. No holds barred, pure primal heat—hit play and let this episode leave you starvin', hard, and desperate to throw another rib on the barbie while your mouth waters and your pants tighten! 🍖🍗🇦🇺🔥🍆

Buckle the fuck up, you degenerates, because this episode of BBQ & BS is a straight-up thermonuclear roast of everything wrong with 2026! We dive balls-deep into whether the woke left has finally gone full batshit insane, pushing their rainbow-haired agendas so far up everyone's ass that society’s starting to bleed. Then we expose the hilarious hellscape of government handouts turning tent-dwelling crackheads into Cash App millionaires overnight—free money raining down while they laugh all the way to the liquor store. And for the grand finale, we crown the top OnlyFans overlords who are swimming in more cum-stained cash than a porn star’s bank account, proving that in this clown world, shaking your tits online pays better than a nine-to-five. Grab your brisket, crack a cold one, and join the REALBBQ crew as we laugh, rage, and call out the bullshit like the unfiltered savages we are—because if the system’s this fucked, we might as well grill it and serve it hot! 🔥💸🍖

Strap in, you beautiful bastards—this week on BBQ & BS we went full throttle into the goddamn abyss! We kick off with the ice-cold bloodbath shooting in Minnesota, then roast the ever-loving shit out of Tampon Tim Walz and his mountain of fraud allegations. We fantasize about kidnapping Maduro (because why the fuck not?), then dive balls-deep into the transition to AI—how the robots are coming for your job, your wife, and probably your pulled pork.

Grok was down harder than a Sparks hooker on payday, so no roast this week (sorry, haters—you'll have to wait to get verbally skull-fucked). But fear not: we drop a nuclear new way to cook pulled pork that'll have your tastebuds begging for mercy (spoiler: it's filthy, juicy, and borderline illegal).

We play pretend with the California lottery—what would we buy if we hit? Yachts, hookers, more Pitbull's, silence? Then we talk Black Rock Desert shrimp (yes, you read that right—fucking shrimp in the desert, fight me).

Finally, support the boys: Head to Battle Born Smokers RIGHT FUCKING NOW, grab our signature sauces, rubs, and swag—every purchase gets you a FREE sticker so you can flex your degeneracy everywhere.

Minnesota madness, AI apocalypse, lottery fantasies, and meat so good it'll make you question your life choices. This is BBQ & BS at its most unhinged. Crack a cold one, light the grill, and let's fucking go! 🍖🔥💦 #BBQBS #PulledPorkPorn #TamponTimSucks #GrokDownBad

In this delightfully chaotic episode of BBQ & BS, hosts Thom and Ron crank up the smoker alongside special guest Chicken Little for a freewheeling grill-side chat about the fraying threads of modern life. The crew laments the growing disconnect between people, the creeping loss of faith in humanity, and the unsettling mystery of where that shrink-wrapped grocery store “meat” actually comes from these days. Conversation turns to pet “abandonment”—quickly clarified as the time-honored tradition of quietly relocating furry family members to the kids’ parents’ house for a cushy retirement filled with treats and zero rules. Naturally, things derail into an absurd deep dive on camel love sacs, all while the ribs sizzle, the cold ones flow, and the BS reaches peak perfection. Equal parts cynical, heartfelt, and downright ridiculous—this is BBQ & BS firing on all cylinders.