Taylor Swift reportedly drops a jaw-dropping bag to snag another bride’s wedding date, our pod shows up all over your Spotify Wrapped (we’re blushing), and Sika and John barely survive the most chaotic weeks of their lives. Sika has an oldest-daughter breakthrough, and we dive into the new Diddy documentary where the consensus is: lock him up yesterday.

Netflix buying Warner Bros. has us shook, John spirals over whether he needs a new phone, and Sika pushes him to start treating himself for Christmas. We both fall into a full-blown Rivian fantasy, question why the Kardashians are hawking products on TikTok Live (economic doom??), and side-eye Tyra Banks for claiming she invented “hot ice cream.”

Plus, Sika goes OFF about LA’s refusal to provide left turns, and we wrap with our cozy — and chaotic — family Christmas tradition