Sika and John kick off by calling out an IG troll, then get into how genuinely traumatizing moving is. Sika also goes off about FedEx drivers not even trying to deliver packages, and John’s solution is unhinged: just throw Sika’s new Chanel bag over the gate.

John’s gearing up for Gay Ski Week (beard loading), while Sika reminds him she’s the better skier. They recap the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season finale, debrief an LA event that was peak “so LA,” talk about five-day in-office mandates as a control tactic, debate who can get Conrows, and end on how TikTok is starting to feel like Instagram—in the worst way.

Sika and John kick off 2026 debating whether John is a “smut king,” recapping a rainy LA week and reflecting on the one-year anniversary of the LA fires. John’s new house sparks a home décor chat, and they break down the grape-under-the-table New Year’s trend (Sika did it—and met her husband four months later). Plus: wildly different NYE energy levels, a heartfelt talk on family, boredom with RHOSLC and a new doc accusing Mary of cult leadership, and Drag Race is back—John wants the girls to bring it from episode one.

Pie in the Sky is our last episode of 2025—a New Year reset with big goals and plenty of laughs. We talk about getting picked up by a podcast streaming company and celebrate being in Spotify’s top 20% of podcasts 🎉

John recaps Christmas with family in Tennessee, we share our dream guests, and Sika opens up about getting on a GLP. Plot twist: for the first time, Sika has zero clue what’s happening in pop culture.

Plus: John’s obsessed with “heated rivalry,” and Sika stayed awake through a whole movie and is now fully into Bugonia.

This week on Two Opinions, No Facts we’re doing a Holiday Edition — the messy, emotional, funny kind. We’re answering holiday questions that hit the real stuff: going back home and not turning into your old self, navigating family pressure, dating drama, and the low-key hardest part: protecting your peace while still showing up. Plus we get into the work side of the season — boundaries, fake cheer, and why “time off” somehow still feels like stress.

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Sika shares how she found her passion building community through her social club, Odo Social—plus the “temporary” tattoo that somehow lasted 18 months. John spirals after learning he’s actually 5’10 (not 6’2), survives a ridiculous three-hour gym tour just to get a day pass, and flip-flops on hair advice.

We also get into trolling the trolls, a wild story about a Michigan coach fired for cheating and stalking, Jen Shah being out (earth is healing), and Sika’s triggering NYC roommate situation that sparks a deeper conversation about why people turn to sex work.

Taylor Swift reportedly drops a jaw-dropping bag to snag another bride’s wedding date, our pod shows up all over your Spotify Wrapped (we’re blushing), and Sika and John barely survive the most chaotic weeks of their lives. Sika has an oldest-daughter breakthrough, and we dive into the new Diddy documentary where the consensus is: lock him up yesterday.

Netflix buying Warner Bros. has us shook, John spirals over whether he needs a new phone, and Sika pushes him to start treating himself for Christmas. We both fall into a full-blown Rivian fantasy, question why the Kardashians are hawking products on TikTok Live (economic doom??), and side-eye Tyra Banks for claiming she invented “hot ice cream.”

Plus, Sika goes OFF about LA’s refusal to provide left turns, and we wrap with our cozy — and chaotic — family Christmas tradition

Welcome to December, Opinionaters! We’re closing out the year with a LOT on our minds — and even more to say. We asked for feedback, you delivered, and Sika… may have over-read the comments (again).

John kicks things off with a full-blown rant about Mel Robbins and why he absolutely does not subscribe to the “Let Them” theory. No surprise there.

We recap our Thanksgiving together — yes, we spent it side by side and lived to tell the tale. Sika updates everyone on her horseback-riding journey, which she is extremely over… but she’s also looking for a morally defensible reason to buy more Hermès, so the lessons continue.

In pop-culture chaos: Jen Shah is getting out of prison, Porsha Williams is now a lesbian, and we have thoughts. Many thoughts.

Then we get reflective:

• Why do men struggle to show up for each other?
• Why are white women so passive-aggressive?
• And why is John using ChatGPT as his everyday therapist

We wrap the episode with a reminder you probably need: you are enough.

Finally, we share the three big things each of us wants to accomplish in the last 30 days of 2025 — because if not now, when? This is 'Don't Let Them'

Sika is deathly hungover, and honestly… we owe you an apology for last week’s episode. We kick things off by unpacking the truly unhinged act of saying the word “panties” out loud (jail time?).

Pop culture was CHAOTIC this week—every Real Housewives star was either arrested, robbed, or both. Amid the madness, Sika announces she has officially matured (as of 48 hours ago) and no longer wants to be on reality TV.

We dive into the viral TikTok saga “The Danish Deception,” where—spoiler—the girl knew, and the whole thing was just an excuse to force swirl content down our throats.

Then we break down the new “Wicked for Good” movie. John loves it, the critics hate it, and we’re here to referee.

We also ask our beloved Opinionnators a big question: Should we start having guests on the show?

Plus, we debut a brand-new segment: “Respectfully, I’m Furious.”

And finally, Sika shares the iconic story of her family throwing a full funeral for Michael Jackson the week he died. Yes, really.

It’s a gloomy, rain-soaked day in LA, and Sika and John are recording fresh off a hectic week. After hosting an event on Wednesday and not getting home until 11 p.m., they’re tired, unfiltered, and fully in their oversharing era.

The episode kicks off with a cozy chat about their dream house—manifesting, delusioning, and architecting their futures. Then things take a turn when the duo dives into the chaos surrounding Ariana Grande, who was reportedly attacked by a serial celebrity harasser.

From there, it’s another Real Housewives of Salt Lake City recap, where Meredith absolutely loses it on Brittani. And speaking of drama… Sika and John allegedly suspect that Boz’s fiancé might be a scammer. Allegedly. (Their lawyers would like that repeated.)

They also unpack the story of a woman suing her ex for “wasting her time,” and give updates on Round Two of their gay speed dating adventures.

Things get real when the conversation shifts to body insecurities—vulnerable, honest, and surprisingly hilarious. They close the episode with an “Am I the Problem?” submission that spirals into a lie, a fake story, and a Google-searched photo used on a first date. Iconic behavior? Maybe. Red flag? Absolutely.

Rainy day energy, unhinged opinions, and zero facts—just the way we like it. 🌧️🎙️

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This week, things get deep — Sika reminds John not to underestimate his power, while John opens up about being on a personal journey. Of course, it wouldn’t be Two Opinions without a Taylor Swift detour, and yes, Sika completely zones out and checks her phone during the rant.

The duo recap the last two Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episodes (still begging everyone to watch), and crown the Halloween costume of the year: Kayla Nicole, a.k.a. Travis Kelce’s ex.

They dish on Kim Kardashian’s new show All’s Fair (spoiler: the ratings are rough, and even John agrees), and gush over Rosalia’s new album — finally, a pop girl giving something fresh.

Meanwhile, John gets blocked by Kathy Hilton (tragic) while Kathy leaves heart-eyes on Sika’s posts. Sika goes off about Uber charging waiting fees in Cabo — especially when the driver stops for gas — and questions why people still put flags in their bios (“attention, much?”).

John closes things out with some corporate wisdom: how to actually set up meetings the right way.

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