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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's Got:

• Paul Forgets the Razzmatazz Clause of the Gay Handbook!
• New York City Flash Flood Fun!
• Some Accents Just Sound Dumb!
• Ben Carson Operates On Brains?!?! We Don't Like Ben Carson! Please Neither Email Us Nor Want Our Friendship!
• Dave is A LOT OLDER Than Paul!
• ABBA Fun! We Love ABBA! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends! 
• The Spice Girls Make Us Feel Old - 25 Years!?! We Love The Spice Girls! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!  
• Dave's Alter Ego, "Cockeye Jones", Makes His First Appearance!
• Vocal Fry is Cancer!
• Salem's Lot Is HORRIFYING!
• SNL's Lesser Known Shitty Movies!
• Paul Now Qualifies as a "Daddy" On Gay Apps!
• Dave Loves Little Mix! Paul Does Too! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us and Be Our Friends!  
• Texas Can't Deal With the Cold, But It Sure Can Ban Abortion!
• Every Duggar Family Uterus Becomes a Clown Car!
• Hackable Butt Plugs!
• Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker Story!
• Dave's Missing Sex Toy!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Dave Has Choreoathetosis.  This Is What It Is!
• "Lights Out" Short Horror Film!
• "Slow" By Kylie Minogue!

Goofs and Gaffes!

1. At 19:56, Dave Refers to "Creative License", When He Meant "Fair Use". Or Some Shit Like That. It's Fine For Us To Do Is What I'm Saying. Jesus.
2. At 27:27 Dave Mistakenly Refers to ABBA's Anni-Frid, When He Meant Agnetha!  What A Yutz!

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