Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

By Dave and Paul

Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Cr... more

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September 15, 2024Paul LOVES Brian Jordan Alvarez's "English Teacher", Raygun Named World's #1 Breakdancer, and Dave's Elderly Facebook Reels Addiction!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Paul's irritation!
- Irritating tics!
- Leonard!
- Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
- Little brother, Dave!
- White person taco night!
- Pico de Gallo!
- Boring recipes!
- Paul's delicious salad dressing!
- "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
- Bring that sass!
- Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
- Paul doesn't give a S**T!
- Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
- World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
- Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
- "The Goonies"...Part 2?!
- Bad movie sequels!
- Dumpy is screwing Looney!
- Dave's algorithm is kittens!
- Facebook addiction is real!
- You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!
- Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!
- Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!
- Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!
- Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!
- Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!
- Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!
- Boar's Head Meat recall!
- "English Teacher" on Wiki!
- Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!
- Raygun AI Assisted routine!
- Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"
- 5-Year-old Breakdancer!
- Kidz Bop website!
- Kidz Bop Videos!
- "Cyberstuck" Subreddit!
- Wrapped Cybertrucks!
- Guy's Cybertruck is electrified!
Music Credit!
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August 18, 2024Paul's Demure & Mindful Love of Feta Cheese, Australia's Incredible Olympic "Breakdancer" Raygun, and 26-Inch Eel Extracted out of Man's Anus!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
- Paul is very demure and mindful!
- Dave got French right!
- Sassy Paul is out to play!
- Jools Lebron! Look them up!
- Paul's sudden love of...feta?!
- Greek salad deliciousness!
- Glazed donuts!
- Paul ate ALL the feta!
- If you're offended easily, please don't listen!
- Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!
- Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?!
- When you screw up in 2024, it's global!
- She has a PhD in it!
- We are in the movie "Idiocracy"
- Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!
- Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!
- CyberTruck is crap!
- Electrolytes! Plants need them!
- Bedazzled Crocs!
- LEONARD!
- Eel adventures in Vietnam!
- Paul's love of rulers!
- How did we survive the Middle Ages?!
- People were disgusting!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Jools Lebron's TikTok!
- Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now!
- Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!
- Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate!
- Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!
- Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!
- Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!
- "Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!
- Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!
- Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!
- Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode!
Music Credit!
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47min
July 21, 2024Ontario Booze Merchants on Strike, RIP Shannen Doherty and Others, and Florida Man Sneezes Out His Intestines!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
- Saturday recordings!
- Dave is a little old man!
- LCBO on Strike!
- Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
- Dangerous edibles!
- Dave enjoys being high!
- The Great Mysterio!
- Dave has no point!
- Medicine time!
- Death denying society! Yay!
- Rick Mercer's ice flows!
- "The Office" is awesome!
- "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!
- Paul wants an extra 3 inches!
- Death has visited us too many times recently!
- RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!
- "Charmed" was cheese!
- "How Soon is Now" is LIT!
- We want to see a movie!
- SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!
- Sneezing out your intestines!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!
- The history of MDMA!
- Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!
- Nina West!
- Florida man sneezes out his intestines!
Music Credit!
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44min
May 18, 2024Harrison Butker is a Jackass, Kids Experience Carnage at the Zoo, and Our Thoughts on "Baby Reindeer"!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!
- The Rule of Thumb was a thing!
- It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!
- Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!
- Right wing homosexuality!
- Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!
- Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!
- Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!
- Nummy Steak!
- Paul is an extrovert-introvert! Dave is simply introverted!
- Dave's age can be talked about in decades!
- Sitting on a secret!
- Ancient scrolls!
- We miss rotary phones!
- People are ignorant!
- Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!
- Our cats aren't catfluencers!
- Amazon cat!
- "Baby Reindeer" was creepy!
- "Young Sheldon" finale was ok!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Tradwife Movement!
- Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party!
- Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon!
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
Music Credit!
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51min
April 13, 2024We Experienced the 2024 Total Solar Eclipse, JoJo Siwa Thinks She Invented Gay Pop Music, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Laughter!
- Intros are fun!
- Amy Sedaris night!
- More WINE!
- Bye bye, OJ!
- Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!
- We experienced solar eclipse totality!
- Bloody clouds!
- Car sickness!
- Day to night, back to day in minutes!
- Sharp shadows!
- The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!
- Paul's phantom conversations!
- Special dogs!
- Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!
- JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!
- Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!
- She's a sapphist, Rose!
- Paul loves JoJo!
- Allergies are fun!
- Yay! Trivia!
- Monkey brains!
- Twitchy eyes!
- Sexy teeth!
- Leonard!
- Icelandic elves!
- Flat earthers are stupid people!
- FRANCE!
- Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
- OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!
- "That Chapter" YouTube channel!
- Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!
- Sharp shadows during eclipse!
- Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!
- JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!
- Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!
- Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!
Music Credit!
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48min
April 06, 2024We Saw "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire", Man Hacks Wife's LinkedIn to Expose Her Affair, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- It's WINE o'clock!
- French butcher!
- Gewürztraminer wine!
- David is a cheap drunk, apparently!
- Paul is a fantastic chef!
- Soy sauce problems!
- We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!
- Truman Capote was annoying!
- Smoking is gross!
- Vaping is ridiculous!
- Solar Eclipse of the heart!
- Totality is where it's at, baby!
- All the earthquakes!
- LinkedIn Affairs!
- Farts are funny!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
- Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!
- Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!
- Toilet plunger poop spray!
Music Credit!
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52min
March 16, 2024Remembering John Candy, Let's Boycott Kellogg's, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!
- Yeast is still gross!
- Paula Abdul!
- Paul's songs and music ADHD!
- Yes, and?!
- Madonna is a jackass to her fans!
- We love sleeping!
- More BLTs!
- Dave??!!
- We miss John Candy!
- Paul isn't sentimental!
- Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!
- Dave is Paul's daddy!
- Pornhub pulls out of Texas!
- Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!
- Gleaning with Paul!
- "Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!
- Let's boycott Kellogg's!
- Wendy's greed!
- Yay! Trivia!
- Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!
- Paul's TikTok addiction!
- Possible American TikTok ban!
- Poetry. Yuk!
- Christian science textbooks are crazy!
Episode Links (In Order):
- "Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul!
- "Tastes Like Burning" podcast!
- Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert!
- Madonna being sued for late concert start!
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
- Remembering John Candy!
- Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial!
- "Atuk" - The cursed movie script!
- Pornhub is pulling out of Texas!
- Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company!
- Boycotting Kellogg's!
- Wendy's pricing controversy!
- FRANCE!
Music Credit!
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54min
February 25, 2024Dave's Crazy BLT Sandwiches, Couple Use Human Yeast to Make Cinnamon Rolls, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Saturday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- The BEE GEES!
- Dave is a lady boy man!
- We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!
- Paul is the animal nanny!
- Olive the dog!
- Dave, the BLT master!
- No basic sandwiches for Dave!
- Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!
- Trailer park memories!
- Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!
- Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!
- We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!
- Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!
- Milky goodness!
- How to cultivate human yeast?!?!
- Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!
- Dave's colonoscopy fun!
- Peg Lyte is disgusting!
- Sure, Jan!
- Cacao!
- Donuts and pies!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!
- "Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!
- Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!
- Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!
- Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!
- "Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"
- PNW Haunts and Homicides!
Music Credit!
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53min
February 10, 2024We Weren't Shocked by "Saltburn", Jon Hamm is Tired of People Talking About His Penis, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- Paul's congestion!
- It's Amy Sedaris night!
- Low energy Friday!
- Hey Julieta, Diana, and Brit!
- Paul is empathetic! Dave...not so much!
- Dave was molested? WHAAAATTT??!?!?!
- "Saltburn" was not shocking to us!
- Uncut grave humping!
- "Short Bus" was shocking!
- Paul at Pine Knob!
- "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is uncomfortable!
- Wil Wheaton vs Larry David re Elmo!
- Jon Hamm's penis talk!
- Paul has impeccable dickdar!
- Drake's big penis!
- Ricky Spanish!
- Fire crotch!
- Keep your kids off social media!
- Don't microwave your fish at work!
Episode Links (In Order):
- Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
- Dave shit on the floor episode (#20)!
- 10 Best Canadian couples podcasts list!
- "Short Bus" movie!
- Paul's Pine Knob memories episode (#33)!
- Wil Wheaton is mad at Larry David for attacking Elmo!
- Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #1!
- Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #2!
- Creepy Kevin Spacey Christmas video #3!
- Pat Sajak has always been a dick!
- Jon Hamm puzzled by fascination about his penis!
- Jon Hamm's Penis!
- "Scary Movie" micro penis scene!
- Tina Fey roasts the "Little Broadway C$&#s of TikTok"!
- Miss South Carolina is an idiot!
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January 27, 2024TV Shows Paul is Excited About, Tesla Trash, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time!
This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:
- A Spanish flea!
- Happy 2024!
- Paul got COVID!
- Our fun health issues! YAY!
- We're boiling, globally speaking!
- SAD = Great acronym!
- Paul's TV show dreams!
- "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is cringe - but in a good way!
- "Young Sheldon" isn't Dave's fave...!
- Dave = Ruiner of Paul's enjoyment of shows!
- Blame it on the edit!
- Let's make money off True Crime!
- I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire!
- No more "Schmigadoon"!
- Screw you, Netflix!
- Teslas are GARBAGE!
- Oooohhh...a Chevrolet LUMINA!
- Damn you, influencers!
- Stanley Cups are hard to understand!
- I Wish I Didn't Know...FAMILY EDITION!
- Dave's gross maggot story!
Episode Links (In Order):
- The Lung Brush!
- Reuters' Tesla expose!
- Cybertruck: Stainless steel = Genius move!
- Why Tesla fires are impossible to put out!
- The Pontiac Aztek!
- Cybertruck can't get up hill with a Christmas tree!
- 1997 Chevy Lumina!
- Woman steals $2,500.00 worth of Stanley Cups!
- 16-Year-old Girl's Stanley Cup collection!
Music Credit!
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FAQs about Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul:

How many episodes does Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul have?

The podcast currently has 172 episodes available.