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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Dave's brain doesn't work!
• Mr. Short Term Memory!
• In the way, Dave!
• Negativity AWAY!
• Levity! Brevity!
• A dollar in the douche jar!
• HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KEVIN!
• Airline tickets are too expensive for shenanigans!
• Levity! Brevity!
• "Severance" is amazing, though horrifying!
• Useless degrees!
• Will philosophize for food!
• Rants!
• Lady Gaga Levity!
• Up and down like a toilet seat in a men's room!
• Updated Irwin Allen!
• CGI sucks compared to practical effects!
• "The Goonies" sequel is on the horizon...!
• Long awaited sequels ALWAYS suck!
• Part 2, Electric Boogaloo!
• Dave loves Sean Astin to this day!
• Twink yogurt!
• Other peoples' kids are the best birth control!
• No naked nonsense in Dave's family!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Louie Prima "The Bigger the Figure"!
• Tom Hanks "Mr. Short Term Memory"!
• Samuel Jackson's death in "Deep Blue Sea"!
• "The Goonies 2" is in the works!
• Teen girls try to kill mother over Wi-Fi!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Tinnitus!
• Defective Q-Tips!
• Disgusting ear detritus!
• Paul gets real!
• Back surgery is scary!
• Pain meds are fun!
• Red heads are weird!
• Catheters aren't fun!
• You really want to pass the catheter test!
• Paul Nightingale!
• Screws, rods, and holes!
• Tooth in eye disease!
• Seeing eye tooth!
• Paul gets frustrated!
• "You're a 52-year-old man!"
• Dave needs to listen to Paul more often!
• Pushed buttons!
• Boiled rabbits!
• Meghan "I'm inauthentic asf" Markle's new crappy show!
• Ghoulish disaster tourists!
• Paul goes with the flow, day by day!
• Nihilism vs realism!
• Agoraphobia!
• Dead Paul!
• Gay humpback whale orgy!
• Dead body mile high club!
• Toronto plane crash miracle!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Video showing Dave's surgery!
• Dave's experience with opioids episode!
• Tooth in yer eyeball!
• Meghan Markle steals Mallorca's Coat of Arms!
• Humpback Whale Porno!
• Couple forced to sit beside corpse on long haul flight!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Zoo-bee-zoo-bee-zoooooo!
• David hates something!
• Paul's zen vibe!
• Dave's Ninja Slushy machine desire!
• McDonald's pop tastes different!
• Crocs are ridiculous!
• Jibbitz!  They're JIBBITZ, GOD DAMNIT!
• It's called UNSCHOOLING!
• Dave's fear of children!
• Hernia fun!
• Surgeon's offices suck!
• Facebook reels!
• Dave knows a lot about female orgasms!
• The straight man is the problem!
• Marry your gay best friend!
• We saw "Gladiator 2", and it was fine!
• Music was crap, though!
• Luigi Mangione, the Thirst Trap Assassin's hot, y'all!
• CEOs are either sociopathic or psychopathic!
• Paul's energy level is nonexistent tonight!
• 23 and Jail!
• Say it ain't so, grandma!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ninja slushie machine!
• Croc toe jibbitz! Yes, they're just that stupid!
• Gen Alpha can't walk in their crocs!
• Gen Alpha Brainrot!
• Unschooling! Make your kid a moron! 
• Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 1!
• Gay Guys will marry your girlfriends Part 2!
• Our Kevin Allison Guest Episode from April, 2022!
• The Thirst Trap Assassin!
• United HealthCare Group CEO "Understands Frustrations"!
• Woman's DNA test leads to grandmother's arrest for murder!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Black mold everywhere!
• It's Brittany Murphy, David!
• We ain't dead yet!
• We were blown away by "Wicked", the movie!
• Oz was dark!
• The book was darker!
• Let's make life a musical!
• Dave's uneven!
• We missed you all! Sorry for being away!
• Posterior fusion surgery of cervical vertebrae sounds like a fun time!
• News is banned from our house now!
• Please, universe! Let us go extinct!
• Leonard!
• We get to sing the Friday Night Song!
• Bong Crisby!
• We finally got to see a Cybertruck in the wild!
• Teslas come with free cremations!
• Paul discovered "Kath & Kim"!
• Look at me! Look at me! Look at MEEEEEEEE!
• The CEO murder was intense!
• CEOs are jerks! Healthcare CEOs are monsters!
• Are you worth more alive or dead?!
• Children are scary!
• Paul's TikTok withdrawal is coming a la Trainspotting!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Posterior fusion surgery!
• Cybertruck fire death 1!
• Cybertruck fire death 2!
• Tesla fire death!
• Cybertruck tire rim breaks!
• Cybertruck injures dog!
• Cybertruck owner flips his at a $207K loss!
• United Healthcare used AI to deny coverage!
• Insurance AI denials!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Paul's irritation!
• Irritating tics!
• Leonard!
• Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
• Little brother, Dave!
• White person taco night!
• Pico de Gallo!
• Boring recipes!
• Paul's delicious salad dressing!
• "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
• Bring that sass!
• Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
• Paul doesn't give a S**T!
• Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
• World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
• Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
• "The Goonies"...Part 2?!
• Bad movie sequels!
• Dumpy is screwing Looney!
• Dave's algorithm is kittens!
• Facebook addiction is real!
• You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!
• Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!
• Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!
• Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!
• Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!
• Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!
• Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!
• Boar's Head Meat recall!
• "English Teacher" on Wiki!
• Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!
• Raygun AI Assisted routine!
• Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"
• 5-Year-old Breakdancer!
• Kidz Bop website!
• Kidz Bop Videos!
• "Cyberstuck" Subreddit!
• Wrapped Cybertrucks!
• Guy's Cybertruck is electrified!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
• Paul is very demure and mindful!
• Dave got French right!
• Sassy Paul is out to play!
• Jools Lebron!  Look them up!
• Paul's sudden love of...feta?!
• Greek salad deliciousness!
• Glazed donuts!
• Paul ate ALL the feta!
• If you're offended easily, please don't listen!
• Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!
• Blanche!  What's the deal with Raygun?!
• When you screw up in 2024, it's global!
• She has a PhD in it!
• We are in the movie "Idiocracy"
• Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!
• Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!
• CyberTruck is crap!
• Electrolytes! Plants need them!
• Bedazzled Crocs!
• LEONARD!
• Eel adventures in Vietnam!
• Paul's love of rulers!
• How did we survive the Middle Ages?!
• People were disgusting!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Jools Lebron's TikTok!
• Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now!
•  Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!
• Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate! 
• Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!
• Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!
• Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!
• "Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!
• Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!
• Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!
• Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
• Saturday recordings!
• Dave is a little old man!
• LCBO on Strike!
• Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
• Dangerous edibles!
• Dave enjoys being high!
• The Great Mysterio!
• Dave has no point!
• Medicine time!
• Death denying society! Yay!
• Rick Mercer's ice flows!
• "The Office" is awesome!
• "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!
• Paul wants an extra 3 inches!
• Death has visited us too many times recently!
• RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!
• "Charmed" was cheese!
• "How Soon is Now" is LIT!
• We want to see a movie!
• SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!
• Sneezing out your intestines!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!
• The history of MDMA!
• Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!
• Nina West!
• Florida man sneezes out his intestines!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!
• The Rule of Thumb was a thing!
• It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!
• Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!
• Right wing homosexuality!
• Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!
• Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!
• Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!
• Nummy Steak!
• Paul is an extrovert-introvert!  Dave is simply introverted!
• Dave's age can be talked about in decades!
• Sitting on a secret!
• Ancient scrolls!
• We miss rotary phones!
• People are ignorant!
• Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!
• Our cats aren't catfluencers!
• Amazon cat!
• "Baby Reindeer" was creepy!
• "Young Sheldon" finale was ok!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Tradwife Movement!
• Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party!
• Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Laughter!
• Intros are fun!
• Amy Sedaris night!
• More WINE!
• Bye bye, OJ!
• Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!
• We experienced solar eclipse totality!
• Bloody clouds!
• Car sickness!
• Day to night, back to day in minutes!
• Sharp shadows!
• The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!
• Paul's phantom conversations!
• Special dogs!
• Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!
• JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!
• Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!
• She's a sapphist, Rose!
• Paul loves JoJo!
• Allergies are fun!
• Yay! Trivia!
• Monkey brains!
• Twitchy eyes!
• Sexy teeth!
• Leonard!
• Icelandic elves!
• Flat earthers are stupid people!
• FRANCE!
• Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!
• "That Chapter" YouTube channel!
• Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!
• Sharp shadows during eclipse!
• Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!
• JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!
• Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!
• Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• It's WINE o'clock!
• French butcher!
• Gewürztraminer wine!
• David is a cheap drunk, apparently!
• Paul is a fantastic chef!
• Soy sauce problems!
• We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!
• Truman Capote was annoying!
• Smoking is gross!
• Vaping is ridiculous!
• Solar Eclipse of the heart!
• Totality is where it's at, baby!
• All the earthquakes!
• LinkedIn Affairs!
• Farts are funny!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!
• Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!
• Toilet plunger poop spray!

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