Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:  Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows!

Episode 72 Aftershow:

• Reading Rainbow!
• More Creepy Stories!
• Ginger Gs!
• Ghostly Clothes Folding!
• Wear Your Helmet!
• Cabin In The Woods!
• Creepy Old Dead Lady!
• Creepy Phone Calls!
• It's Coming From Inside The House!
• Dave Needs Lots of Vitamin D! WINK!
• Low Energy Dave!
• Yawning!
• Homeless In A Car Recording A Podcast!

Episode Links!

• Episode 72!
• Cabin In The Woods!

 
Episode 87 Aftershow:

• Leonard Talks!
• Will The Cats Eat Us?!
• Dave's Depressive Episode!
• Leonard Talks Again!
• Woman Kicks Insensitive Ass of a Husband Out of the Delivery Room!
• Brass Balls!
• Ripped Off!
• Pregnancy Defense!
• LEONARD!
• Don't Be An Asshole!
• Lilly White Undercarriage!
• You Poop When You Push!
• Thank You For Your Support!

Episode Links!

• Episode 87!
• Woman Kicks Husband Out of Delivery Room!

 
Episode 102 Aftershow: 

• Apres Ski!
• We Recorded on Tuesday Night Because Paul Went to Windsor!
• We're Recording on Paul's Birthday!
• We Fly By the Seat of Our Pants!
• Sushi Birthday!
• Diabetes Candy!
• Good Sugars!
• Ketones!
• "Curb Your Enthusiasm" Is Hilarious!
• Paul is Delicate!
• Patreon-Only "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia!
• Yawning!
• World's Oldest Sex Worker!
• Oral Fun!
• Sperms! And Underwears!
• Dave Misses Paul!
• Bad Beds!
• Hotel Fun!
• You Do You!

 Episode Links!

• Episode 102!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Jars of rainbows!
• Age differences can be fun!
• Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters!
• Amy Sedaris night!
• Dave was a funeral director!  (WHAT??!!)
• Leonard's lack of poop! (UPDATE: He pooped on Saturday morning!!)
• Dave knows nothing about cash apps!
• Generational Karens!
• "Pump Up the Volume" kicks ass!
• Weird ice cream flavours!
• Delicious and disgusting Jelly Belly jelly beans!
• Beanboozled is gross!
• Snakes!
• Free Chicken Big Mac (it was gross)!
• Coke vs New Coke!
• Screw Diet Coke!
• Always pay the snake handler!
• Dave was a funeral director! (AGAIN??!!)
• Mummified Christmas ornaments!
• Hoarder homes and sewer gas!
• Hot lumber jack!
• Poison fish!
• New Fecal Flakes Cereal!
• Bobby's Bidets and Leslie's Linens!
• Nasty food!
• 500,000 Hours of stupidity!
• The earth is a tad older than that...!
• Crunchy socks!
• Nose picking!
• Booger flavoured Jelly Belly jelly beans!
• Please share us with your friends!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Anti-LGBTQ Tennessee Republican hits up twink on Instagram!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• "Pump Up the Volume" Samantha Mathis' weird mouth acting!
• Hidden Valley Ranch ice cream!
• Always pay the snake handler! 
• Woman finds mummified dead husband!
• Incredibly hot lumberjack!
• Penises are getting longer!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Jazz hands, low energy Tuesday!
• Ghost pepper sauce is delish!
• K-Pop!
• Travis Kelce triggers our thirst!
• Irish Spring soap!
• 80s vs 90s childhoods - YOU decide!
• Subway tuna is still delicious!
• The Australian porn star "penis starfish"!
• "Schmigadoon!" season 2 - "Schmicago!"
• Amputation disasters!
• Penile workarounds!
• Doctors make mistakes!
• Oooops!
• Decapitated doodles!
• Magical masturbation number needed to keep prostate cancer away!  
• Jeremy!
• Science!
• Crematorium worker's death nap!
• LEGO BrickHeadz!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Irish Spring soap commercial!
• Subway tuna sandwich lawsuit!
• The cocktopus! 
• Man's penis amputation disaster!
• The magic masturbation number!
• Crematorium worker's death nap!
• Declared dead, but woke up at the funeral home!
• LEGO BrickHeadz!
• Foot splinter!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The late Valentine's Day song for Paul from Dave!
• Sixty-Nine-ing!
• Unknown ABBA lyrics!
• Typing classes!
• Suddenly Seymour!
• Coconut cream pie in a can!
• Screw diabetes! Dave chooses pie over his foot!
• Cool Whip is delicious!
• Leonard LOVES whipped cream!
• Lilly LOVES candy canes!
• Hadrian's Wall is in Britain!
• Ad blockers are fun!
• Roman wooden dildos!
• Splinters!
• Pumping loads!
• Spring forward SUCKS!
• Blizzards in Los Angeles!
• Earthquakes!
• Our species' FAFO moment with climate change!
• Train derailments!
• Erin Brockovich!
• Screw you Loblaws!
• Paul's fart!
• Strub's Pickles!

Episode Links (In Order):

• 2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Rihanna!
• Sports!
• Paul's drinking!
• Poor Meghan is overwhelmed and upset!
• "South Park" is hilarious!
• Pragmatic Paul!
• Meghan isn't very sincere!
• Kylie Jenner farted today!
• Leonard farted, too!
• Dave hates weddings, unless there is a show!
• Wedding horror!
• So many questions!
• Flapjacks!
• Mammary milk mouth!
• Screw Netflix!
• "Barb and Star Go To Vista Del Mar"!
• More drinking!
• More "MILF Manor" morbid merriment!
• Mom sexuality!
• Trivia time!  Yay!
• Tongue baths!
• "!?" has a name!
• Burnt beaks!
• Dog cuisine!
• Fraternity fun!
• Brenda!
• Happy international "I Hate Coriander/Cilantro Day"!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Meghan Markle's Blog About Kate!
• Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show!
• More "MILF Manor" Merriment!
• Happy International "I Hate Coriander/Cilantro Day"! 

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Ohio trains!
• Another special episode!
• Fives aren't even, dumbass!
• MEGA!
• The aughts!
• Paul loved "M3GAN"; Dave, not so much!
• Big nope for a "Westworld" trip!
• What ever happened to the white dog poo from the 70s?!
• Barefoot poop fun!
• Rolling around in dog poop!
• Craigslist hook ups!
• Jacuzzi ass molecules!
• Nuke fun!
• Mt. Everest is ridiculous!
• Children are trash!
• The new "Night Court" is ridiculous!
• Paul's fart!

Episode Links (In Order):

• 1979 Mississauga Train Derailment!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• White Dog Poop!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• RIP Burt Bacharach!
• Settling graves!
• Happy Valentine's Day!
• Happy colon removal day!
• Dave's mouth noises!
• "For the Love of DILFs"!
• Tony Cannoli!
• Paul Hollywood!
• More of Dave's noises!
• Valentine's Day cockroaches!
• Paul's aggression!
• VHRS!
• Dave is on "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" podcast!
• Thanks Taj Easton!
• Inert vs Inate!
• Paul loves to be Devil's Advocate!
• So much bitching!
• DNA test surprises!
• Incest is best!
• Bad mechanics!
• The unmitigated gall!
• McCrispy Crematoriums!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Saint Valentine's Day Massacre!
• Intussusception!
• "For the Love of DILFs"!
• "For the Love of DILFs" Review!
• Name a Cockroach After Your Ex on Valentine's Day!
• Dave's "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" Episode!
• Taj Easton's Website!
• Woman's DNA Test Surprise!
• Rachel Dratch as Qrplt*xk!
• Man Sees Own Car Driven to McDonald's by Mechanic!
• McDonald's to Take Down "McCrispy" Sign Near Crematorium!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• American Pie!
• Belly button lint!
• Amy Sedaris night on the podcast!
• Dave's fan girl moments!
• No cold calling!
• Pasta salad and herbs!
• OMFG! A POTENTIAL MURDOCH MYSTERIES SET VISIT!
• Hard Pecker cheese!
• Drew Toynbee's amazing new trailer for us!
• His name is DREW, NOT WILL!
• We can't wait for Picard Season 3!
• 4K Videos, please!
• Leonard has cancer!
• It's highly treatable!
• Farts have increased, however!
• Where in the world is Dave's fancy masturbator?!
• Dildo store manager!
• Something went wrong in the deconstruction!
• "MILF Manor" is actually a thing!
• Jeremy!
• DILF Island would be very wrong...!
• Bill and Susan!
• Kangaroos!
• McSpaghetti!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• The Day the Music Died!
• Drew Toynbee's Website!
• Sequel Pitch Podcast!
• Dave's Episode of Sequel Pitch!
• MILF Manor!
• MILF Island!
• Paraglider Attacked by Kangaroo!
• Spaghettification!

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 This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got: 

• Master and servant!
• Dave's mesh belly shirt!
• Boot camp!
• "The Jerry Springer Show"!
• Trash TV shows!
• More NASA bad luck!
• "For All Mankind" is still incredible!
• To avoid any "The Last of Us" spoilers, please go to the following time: 13:03!
• Dave's emotions!
• Holly Marie Combs is awesome!
• Fred and Ethel Mertz hated each other!
• "Reboot" is cancelled!
• "King of the Hill" has annoying characters!
• RIP Annie Wersching!
• RIP Cindy Williams!
• RIP Lisa Loring!
• Hedgehogs with wigs!
• Gross calendars!
• Why would you want a cat balls calendar?
• Only $2 million/year for an 18-year-old body!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Depeche Mode - Master and Servant!
• Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster!
• Cat Balls Calendar!
• Crapping Dogs Calendar 1!
• Crapping Dogs Calendar 2!
• Nature's Cock Shots Calendar!
• White Dog Poop!
• $2 Million/Year for 18-Year-Old Body!

 
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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Friday surprises!
• Blowing loads in one shot!
• Paul hates the Aughts!
• Paul's accents!
• Mead!
• Paul's grooming!
• Paul loves his weeds!
• Palm leaves!
• Table inserts!
• Awful NASA anniversaries!
• Text message fun!
• 4D Cinema fun!
• Feel around!
• Paul is doobietastic!
• Justin Roiland is a huge bag of douche!
• Extra tartar sauce!
• Google creators sucked at naming their platform!
• Pepé Le Pew was a rapist!
• Paul's bologna song!
• Dung beetles!
• Koala STDs!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Apollo 1 Disaster!
• Space Shuttle Challenger Disaster!
• Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster!
• You Have Lung Cancer! Merry Christmas!
• 4dx Movie Theaters are the Next Best Thing to Being in the Film!
• "Kentucky Fried Movie" Feel-Around!

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