Don't be jelly of my belly! Abbey laments school dress codes, and discusses current clothing expectations with an educator and those impacted - kids!

"Life is so full of crap I could scream." - 12 year old

Let's talk BIG feelings, mental health, and learning how to adult. Plus, the new, now trending, straight outta the Bay term: The Red Baron.

Abbey and Annie are HOT! This quickie in the Plounge (podcast lounge) requires ta-ta towels, to bemoan Fresno summers and the drama of school transportation.

Grab your Wildkat keychain and take a (Target) trip to Oakland muggings. Abbey and Lety enjoy a slammer staycation with some unqualified therapy.

Goth, slut, choir girl, figuring out who you are is tough work! We take a winding journey through Catholic school to the legit pissed-off 90s, with a pit stop in Annie's journal.

It's Abbey and Annie with a quick VM (Voice Memo/Voicemail/Virtual Matriarchy) to all TP companies. Response required immediately.

Scheming teens use creative methods to exert their independence and DO WHAT THEY WANT. Some have fun, others discover they should spend their lunch money on…lunch.

Pushed to the brink, girls show their loyalty and defend their honor with a good, old-fashion slap and a hair pull.

Girl Scouts, Jews, Happas, and the World Health Organization. Teen travels lead to shenanigans, hook-ups, and a little bit of learning. Don't forget the Deet!

What's the key feature of your body that teens enjoyed bringing to your attention? Abbey and Annie discuss body judging, name calling, and of course, pubes.