Brian packs an extra-fancy drink, and gets another visit from his alien buddies at Cosmo. Andrew explains why you should never use email in your relationship, and Cynthia leaves low earth orbit to bring us the strangest Texas Tinder Alert yet. #dontsettleforthatbullshit. 

Most importantly, we read our first listener-provided content! 

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Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo