AKA the Oregon Trail episode. Brian gives some solid Civ 5 advice and tells everyone how to take the best possible mirror selfie. The Cosmo aliens are finally exposed once and for all, and Cynthia brings us the epic odyssey of a listener-submitted bad dating story. In case that doesn't sell you on it, you can also learn how to cook human meat! 

Send Brian some peanut butter statue requests! We're at [email protected] 

Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo