As our holiday gift to you, we're proud to offer another installment of our dating advice podcast that...doesn't really give any actual advice. On the bright side, at least Brian finally gives up on the red wine thing, and gives us advice from his newest book, BDSM For (Extreme) Dummies. 

Cynthia goes scorched earth in a Texas Tirade, and brings us another non-Texas Texas Tinder Alert installment. Unrelated, she also matched with an entire state's population just for this episode. 

Brian is still waiting for those peanut butter statue requests! We're at [email protected] 

Music: 900 Turbo, by Blue Wave Theory
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Wave_Theory/Superstorm/900-turbo