Can You Be Quiet, I'm Crying

About Men Sliding Into My Dm's


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All I wanted was to have a peaceful Thanksgiving. Spend time with my family, re-charge, figure out what the fuck I'm doing with my life, and catch up on all the homework I didn't do so I wouldn't fail two of my classes ( i did not catch up on homework but I also did not fail )


I feel like that's not a lot to ask. I feel like that seems pretty reasonable.


But, of course, what did I come to find on Thanksgiving? A man. In my DM's. With the inability to take a fucking hint.


Quick note...

There is a right and a wrong way to slide into DM's. Here are a few ground rules for DM sliders:

1) NO MEANS NO

2) Do not send any pictures (of any kind) without the other person saying "yes". "ok", "I guess" and "sure" DO NOT COUNT AS A YES

3) Maybe just don't


If you are the DM slidee, here are a few tips and tricks:

1) block

2) throw your phone down the garbage disposal

3) call 911

4) block

5) block and call 911


<3Cali


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Can You Be Quiet, I'm CryingBy Cali Weissman