Abroad in Japan

Two. Two tourists permitted to enter per moon cycle, and be damned those who scratch at our hefty gates!

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When we touch, when we kiss... danger danger... high voltage!

[email protected] if you've ever thrown a pair of sneakers onto some overhead wires.

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Little flakes, flaking off. Gotta catch those little flakes!

[email protected] to say hello to your little friends (Pete and Chris)

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*removes liquid latex and stupid hat and apologises*

[email protected] for any bright ideas, or really dumb ones! Gerrem in...

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"I'm selling these fine leather watches"

[email protected] if you've got some hooky watches to offload. We'll ask you no questions and you'll tell us no lies!

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The sweet tangy punchly of a Lunchly...

[email protected] if you've found mold on your own cheese stash!

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What if I add an extra eye in the centre of my forehead? Are you not entertained?

[email protected] if you'd like to say a big 'hiya'!

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