What a better thing to do than to hop on a bandwagon and rank some of our favourite (and least favourite) childhood cartoon shows! We definitely pissed someone off with our placements, but the list stays! Clearly we're the only ones right about this.

Do you ever think about the concepts? Do you believe? Is love real?? Well we know the answer! The answer: we don't fucking know. We're definitely qualified for this topic... We're also qualified liars. This episode helped us realize we were meant to meet.

Do you shop? Do you practice the act of purchasing? Well your a CO- jk dawg. This episode is about consumerism and it features a new host! Khai Goodall (@khai.kun on Instagram) takes the minds of the hosts as they talk about anything that leads back to consumerism.

To all the people who think they're the shit, calm down. To all the entitled people in other people's business, screw off. If hating was a profession call us certified.

Just a few short stories made to be wholesome that got way too twisted. Why people have intrusive thoughts the world may not know, but we here at Absant Minded headquarters DO know that Tasia wanted to turn Cep into a backpack. Also Cep is taking Tasia's spleen next.

What more could we cover than all of Mario's previous occupations, at least one fact about an egg, and the sad truth that pigs can never see the sky. rip them mfs.