Absolute Trash

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The guys are back for only their second pod in 8 months but also their second in 2 weeks. This time they're glancing back over 2022 and getting hung up on all of the big issues! 

Thomas is back again to try hand at capturing the absolute rubbish being spewed by the 3 regulars. 

The Trash Men are finally back from their strike & just in time for Christmas. They've convinced their bosses at Big Trash to hire a new staff member to help take the unbearable load off of Pigeons shoulders. This week the guys discuss & draw all things Christmas in a whole new format that's destined to last 3-4 episodes before they get bored with life again. Available to watch on the Spotify app & make sure you tune in to see Thomas transform a white piece of screen into Trash themed Art! 

Fuck your NFT's so why don't you call over to instagram for a chance to win this one of a kind piece of art.  

Disclaimer: This weeks footage was unfortunately deleted by a member of the trash men, not to point any names and name any fingers but their name rhymes with Midge Donnelly... On this weeks audio only pod, Conor Brannigan tags along for a frank and well researched discussion on Irish mythology, north vs south Tayto is high on the debate list as well as the Italian job and Lilt, enjoy...    

Don't know the difference between a Swedish Short Snout and a Common Welsh Green? Can't tell your Diagon Alley from a Knockturn Alley? Unable to spot a Hippogriff in a room full of Dobby's? Well neither can half the pod. This week your favourite Trashmen welcome back Thomas to Trash, Stash and Rehash our way though the world of Harry Potter. Whack in your extendable ears and listen up to this goup of absolute Hufflepuff's debate which live action Dumbledore is the best (not the Jude Law one), discuss not so subtle racial stereotypes, which wood plastic wands are made from and how replacing the word 'wand' can lead to hilarious results. So pack some firewhiskey and a couple of chocolate frogs, grab yourself a fist full of Floo Powder, jump into your nearest fireplace and scream 'ABSOLUTE TRASH' to get yo magic on. Alternatively stream it like the muggle you are. ABRA KEDABRA!

Your local Trashmen go back in time and re live their golden years in Education. Pidge discusses the fraught danger of the Tiddy Nipple lurking in the school corridors in 2022, while Matthew is attacked by a kamikaze while trying to explain the benefits of Irish Cream & milk to the human digestive system and why uniforms are necessary in everyday life. Shane Minesweeps his way through his early 20's while attempting to keep the pod under 2 hours... 

It's a long one this week but if you're a fan of old school stories and long uninteresting tangents then get the books out, rule the margins, write the date and get ready to tak3 some 👉less not3s! tbx AT   

The usual suspects are back but not like you've seen them before! Social Media is in the Trash this week and Matthew has gone all Hollywood and insisted we start to film the podcast so here we are live from somewhere in County Down! Pigeon is still worried about dropping out of people Top 16 while Matthew and Shane can't agree on almost everything especially the podcast format! It's a social experiment to say the least... 

"Bring back whitesnake, or snakes in general..." Micks back for the St. Padd(tt)ies day pod with some rogue opinions on the national holiday. In honour of downpatricks second most famous son, the usual crew chat bikers gangs, cravat 19 and Magnus barelegs. Sign the petition for an Ash national holiday below... burn baby burn.  

I wrote a long witty description but it didn't save so I'm not doing it again... Matty misses this episode because he's doing an airport run, so Thomas takes his place on Team Trash. We have a new guest Conor Brannigan on the show and he joins Pigeon & Shane to talk all things travel, New Yorks oldest strip club The Cockpit, Bahn Mi's and Priest's etiquette on a plane... Buckle in, put your seats forward, tray tables upright and enjoy your journey on Trash Airlines!

Encore, do you want more... tickets if you're Pidge. The crew are back for a desperate virgins reunion joined in the booth by Travi the Native, this week we're talking live gigs, giving opinions on moshing at Newton Faulkner, vodka baguettes and the speedboat that got Kirsty Maccoll and Kieth moon... sponsored by some weird watermelon astronaut drink