Absurd and Report

The gang talks about why Camp Anarchy is Salute Your Shorts for adults and then have a rant about New York hardcore.  

released March 25, 2019  Hosts: Nicole Yarosh Derek Woods Josh Marsie

Nicole had to sit this episode out cuz she was sick, so Derek and Josh interviewed Dekalb, IL grindcore duo MINIMUM WAGE ASSASSINS and smoked too many bongs.  released March 25, 2019  Hosts- Derek Wood Josh Marsie

The gang discusses drunken personal injuries, the new Motley Crue biopic "The Dirt," and Derek muses on the benefits of going as a sexy Neil Young for Halloween (?).  

released April 10, 2019  Hosted by: Derek Wood Nicole Yarosh Josh Marsie  edited by Derek Wood.

The gang reviews the movies "Abducted in Plain Sight" and  Black Metal band Mayhem "Lords of Chaos".  released March 25, 2019  Hosts: Josh Marsie Nicole Yarosh Derek Wood

The gang discusses an epidemic known as The Dancing Plague of 1518 and then everyone yells at each other about The Crow and Batman Forever soundtracks. Includes the funniest RZA fun-fact ever. 

 released March 25, 2019  Podcast out of Providence, Rhode Island! 

 Hosted by: Derek Wood Nicole Yarosh Josh Marsie

The gang tackles the greatest genre of all time: the video game movie!! Bob Hoskins is the greatest Mario of all time and you will accept it.  released September 19, 2019  

Hosts: Derek Wood Nicole Yarosh Josh Marsie  

Theme song and editing: Derek Wood  

Emotional Support: Bob Hoskins

The gang reviews Kerrang's "The 50 Best American Metal Bands From the Last Decade" list, and then Nicole busts out her own specially tailored list of the worst songs ever made.  released August 10, 2019  hosts: Derek Wood Nicole Yarosh Josh Marsie  editing/theme music: Derek Wood

The gang partakes in dank buds and crunchy grooves on the Mercy Brown Incident tour bus, along with elixirs made with torched internal organs of your sister that your about to be forced to drink... Unable to stay on topic, the gang resorts to ranting about haunted towns and much more on this special episode about a local Rhode Island case involving a vampirism scare in the 1800's.  

Features a side rant on Dudleytown, Connecticut, a haunted New England abandoned town.  

released May 21, 2019  

Hosts: Derek Wood Nicole Yarosh Josh Marsie  

Edited by: Derek Wood  Theme Song: Derek Wood

The gang tackles the Mandela Effect-- which means we argue about whether or not Sinbad starred in a movie about being a wise-cracking genie and discuss how the Berenstain Bears can kiss our fucking ass. It's alternate reality hi-jinks on this week's Absurd and Report.  

The attention deficit disorder kicks in hard when Derek informs Josh and Nicole he's working on a movie about a talking dog cop.  

Also if we could get through one episode without discussing Limp Bizkit or Wu Tang that would be sick.  released May 21, 2019  HOSTS:  Derek Wood Nicole Yarosh Josh Marsie  EDITED BY/THEME SONG BY: Derek Wood

In the season 3 premiere the gang discusses why there's been a lack of costumed vigilantes in the wake of wearing a mask during Covid and then Nicole walks us through some of our favorite crackpot material with a discussion on the Hollow Earth Theory!