Good evening, hikers. And thank you for tuning in to the inaugural broadcast of Acadia After Dark’s Park Updates here on ▇▇▇▇▇▇ your regularly scheduled dispatch from the dark place between the pines where static meets the shadows.
This is your friendly reminder from the Acadia After Dark Park Service:
- Please remain on designated trails.
- Do not engage with entities offering “directions.”
- If you hear your name whispered from the treeline, ignore it.
- Campfires must be fully extinguished before midnight, lest they attract attention.
- And remember: the fog is not your friend.
Park Updates is a new series from the Acadia After Dark Universe. Think of it as your guide to surviving the supernatural bureaucracy of the worlds most haunted national park. Inspired by the likes of Welcome to Night Vale, this series blends horror, satirical humor, and narrative world-building to deliver ranger reports, cryptic announcements, and unsettling community bulletins from a park that may not be entirely terrestrial.
Whether you’re a seasoned camper, a curious outsider, or something else entirely, we welcome you to laugh nervously, listen closely, and never—ever—stray from the path. As always, keep those lanterns lit and stay safe out there.
Music in this episode courtesy of www.epidemicsound.com
Into the Divide - Trevor Kowalski
Ghosts of the Rail - Gabriel Lewis
Heads May Roll - Walt Adams
Boneyard Dance - Jon Algar
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