Accidentally Derivative

Jason and Marcus discuss the rules governing screen credits, the horror of raisins and Greek cookies, what "bruising the vermouth" means, weird foods, Jason's Danish ancestry, and the social nightmare that is tableside guac.

Jason and Marcus ponder the paralysis of choice, the glory of original Tivo, targeted advertising, and the clear superhuman abilities of a certain cruise ship bartender.

Jason and Marcus ponder elves, narwhals, eating alone, and using robot babies to get better airplane seating.

Jason and Marcus continue the discussion of rollercoasters, send Jason's son off to college, reminisce over the old school internet, and ask the question: "Do you husker du?"

Jason and Marcus remember ping pong balls, chalk, crayons, and chocolate. And also contemplate all of the many horrific ways to die on a rollercoaster.

Jason and Marcus compare scars from past cereal-based injuries, contemplate parallel evolution, and receive elocution lessons from Michael Caine, more or less.

It's not the biggest thing in the logo for nothing, folks. Yep. It's a TV Episode.

Jason and Marcus contemplate just what ruined Facebook, sidewalk etiquette, meditation, and free food you get after factory tours.

Jason and Marcus discuss Ahmed Best, the lyrical poetry of the band Survivor, misheard lyrics, surviving the apocalypse, and the beginnings of a single elimination showdown to crown the King of Snacks once and for all.

Jason and Marcus ponder how one's mustard preference is a measure of one's personality, investigate a paradox that undoubtedly involves time travel, and relive childhood traumas involving balloons that would give a first grader the thousand yard stare.