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- Ep. 10: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 10
Welcome to this week's episode, titled "Dangerous Days Are Here!"
Chapter 10 in which DG promises to retain her cool, and loses it around the 5th paragraph. Old Voldy is at Hogwarts, Dean Thomas is still bland, and DG wants one of Hagrid's famous cookies.
Should we mention the self-victimization?
47 min - Ep. 9: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 9
Welcome to Ch. 9: "A Letter At Dinner!"
Don't let the title fool you; there is no excitement.
Meet Dean Thomas, the world's most bland character, and angelic postmen for no reason.
48 min - Ep. 8: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 8
Chapter 8 of HSPM, we discuss the misogyny (make sure to listen for DG's pronunciation), Snape's apparently a silver-fox, and watch our souls die as Voldemort is finally brought into the discussion. *double-gasp*
Ch. 8
47 min - Ep. 7: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 7
Suffering through Ch. 7 "Wheat and Chaff".
How is Harry this conceited? What the hell, Snape? Poor Sprout.
Send help.
42 min - Ep. 6: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 6
Welcome back! This week's chapter is titled "Sorting Hats!"
We find out the official description of Hufflepuff and Slytherin, and theoretically Ravenclaw but it is not actually defined, and Harry makes his big decision!
#hufflepuff4thewin
55 min - Ep. 5: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 5
Welcome to Chapter 5, titled "A New Friend?". We meet Ronald Weasley, Harry's new roommate! And lastly, Dead Girl finally cracks.
Chapter 5: LINK
56 min - Ep. 4: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 4
Reading Chapter 4 titled "Dangerous Days Ahead!"
Optional drinking game: Drink for each semi-colon, but WARNING: YOU MAY DIE. Keep some water handy, just in case.
Would add additional warnings, but you should know better by now.
Chapter 4: LINK
1 hr 1 min - Ep. 3: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 3
This week's episode is Chapter 3, "Dinnertime!".
Drinking game for this chapter: Drink every time there is a semi colon.
At least they talk about eating, and we get introduced to a "new" character! Are you durnk eyt?
Chapter 3: LINK
56 min - Ep. 2: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 2
In our second episode, we read Chapter 2 titled "New Horizons" in our ongoing saga to slog through Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ). Dead Girl felt the need to include the story name as is. Also, here is the link to this masterpiece for you to read yourself!
Chapter 2: LINK
You still got those drinks handy, right?
42 min - Ep. 1: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles ) - Ch. 1
Our inaugural episode of Accursed Readings, we are reading Chapter 1 of (insert fanfic name here). May God have mercy on your soul.
Apologies in advance for "Roomie/PBnJ's" audio. Working to fix this immediately for future episodes!
Chapter 1: LINK
47 min
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We read really bad fanfiction, so you don't have to and provide our feedback along the way. You may need to keep a drink or two handy.