In this week's episode, we deep-dive into our achy bodies and our delusional Olympic aspirations. Because apparently we think we're athletes now?

We got a little carried away discussing which Olympic events we could totally dominate (spoiler: very few) and totally made up a couple of new ones like fighting dwarfs. Yes, that's a real conversation we had.

Fair warning: Contains talk about colonoscopies, questionable body assessments, and one of us at the grand age of 30 doesn't know what a chocolate starfish is. The innocence was beautiful while it lasted...