SEASON 2 FINALE CHAOS! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we forced Chloe to download a dating app and then proceeded to absolutely destroy every profile we came across. You're welcome, internet dating.

To be fair to these poor unsuspecting daters (are we though?), we gave them alternative names before ripping apart their pictures, personalities, and questionable life ethics. Each lucky contestant got a score out of 10, and let's just say the results were... tragic.

Plot twist: dating in your 30s is apparently a barren wasteland of disappointment and bad selfies. Who knew?

We also read out some internet dating comedic/horror stories from Reddit because misery loves company, and honestly other people's disasters make us feel better about our own lives.

From AliExpress Machine Gun Kelly to whatever fresh hell awaits in those DMs, we've covered it all. Shoutout to our sponsor (we don't have a sponsor, someone please sponsor us).

Welcome to Season 2's grand finale where we've learned absolutely nothing and destroyed Chloe's dating prospects in the process. You're welcome.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying.

We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady M's public speaking phobia which is unfortunate given it's literally her day-to-day job. But hey, if Trump can mess it up on the world stage, so can you! Solidarity in chaos.

We explore peak millennial terrors like pronouncing words incorrectly in public and chronic oversharing that haunts you at 3am. It's chaotic, it's odd, and apparently dolls are watching us.

We also tackle genuinely scary things like sleep paralysis demons with questionable festive intentions, the irrational fear of rice (yes, rice), and many many absurd ones. We've covered the full spectrum of what keeps us up at night and tbh it's mainly self-inflicted chaos.

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome.

From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as Lady M correctly calls them, a Mega hat is ever acceptable (it's not). We get into dating apps, loo etiquette, eating habits, and somehow end up fully unhinged in a MAFS spiral, including a deep dive into job titles that sound completely made up and probably are.

Unhinged? Yes. Sorry not sorry.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into all the embarrassing things people don't want to admit but we're sharing anyway because we have no shame left.

We start with the classics: talking to pets like they're actual people (guilty), Donald Trump somehow having a pet capybara (we need confirmation on this), and the eternal struggle of holding in a fart until you've damaged both your self-respect and your internal organs.

Then we spiral into oversharing territory - you know, when you say something and immediately want to crawl into a hole? Chloe reveals she can't drink anymore specifically because of this issue, which tracks honestly.

We also continued our ongoing fascination with toilet and genital-related things that we know people do but refuse to admit. Thankfully Reddit provides all the evidence we need because the internet is a beautiful, disturbing place.

We confess to watching entire TV shows and having to rewatch them because we retained absolutely nothing. Lady M takes another swing at 3-year-olds (it's becoming a pattern), we use explicit language constantly yet somehow can't spell simple words and have to rewrite texts multiple times. Basically, we've realised we're typical millennials.

This week we're getting into our icks and there are lots of them. We kick things off with the big ones: posing with a fish (you know who you are), not wiping down gym equipment (criminal behaviour), and being rude to waiting staff (instant red flag, no further questions).

But then we turn the microscope on ourselves. Yep, we're owning our own icks. The traits we hate to admit we have before stacking them up against an online list and discovering we're ticking off way more boxes than we'd like.

It's chaotic, it's honest, it's a little bit unhinged and somewhere in the middle of all of it, Chloe still hasn't figured out where or when she's getting her tattoo. Classic.

Tune in if you fancy a good laugh and some deeply questionable self-reflection.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes.

We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with better fur. Then we got into the tech wishes: one of us wants to profit from it and to make people suffer and the other just wants flip phones and blurry videos. Both are concerning.

Our millennial wishes really showed how wasted our potential is. We're talking fruit and veg that text you when they're ripe (revolutionary), getting a proper night's sleep without waking up at 3am in existential dread, and just one peaceful day without technology bothering us. Peak ambition right there.

Of course, we couldn't stay on topic and spiralled into this week's spectrum related trivia, including the burning question: is Jim Carrey a clone? The investigation continues.

Warning: Contains wasted magical wishes, questionable heist planning, fruit technology demands, and of course conspiracy theories.

This week, we're bearing our souls and emptying our... other things. It's Confess Your Sins week on the Shit Podcast and true to form, things got messy fast. We're spilling our guts.. quite literally with a cavalcade of loo tales, personal (definitely not ours) anecdotes, and the kind of oversharing that would make your mum wince.

We also dipped into the endless cesspool of human confession that is Reddit, because sometimes the internet's sins are just too good not to discuss. Plus, we have a very special story from a friend of a friend who is absolutely, categorically, not one of us. Definitely not. Don't even ask. And tying it all together? One golden piece of advice that we cannot stress enough: do not drink from a Premier Inn kettle.

You've been warned. Now join us anyway.

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into the Winter Olympics but not in the way you'd expect. We propose a radical idea: stick a regular person next to every Olympian so we can truly appreciate just how superhuman these athletes are. Nothing says "wow, they're incredible" like watching Dave from accounting eat it on the slope.

We also get into the wild story of the guy who publicly announced he'd been cheating on his girlfriend (bold strategy), debate the deeply questionable conspiracy theory about injecting acid into your penis for endurance purposes (or maybe just to get high?), and pitch our own alternative Olympic events. Because let's be honest, successfully securing a stash of Lidl chocolate brioche croissants deserves more recognition than a plastic medal ever could. Plus, we relive our snowboarding trip which somehow devolved into a week-long saga of toilet humour and compulsive onion consumption. Peak content, really.

Strap in for chaos, questionable takes, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: are chocolate brioche croissants the real gold medal?

This week, we're diving deep into the questions that keep us up at night from legitimate conspiracy theories to the completely unhinged. We're tackling the big ones like who really did 9/11 and the unsolved JonBenét Ramsey case, before careening into whether crabs think fish can fly and the mysterious disappearance of JFK's brain (seriously, where did it go?).

As always, we go completely off the rails. Somehow we end up impersonating Stephen Hawking at Epstein Island and debating the logistics of time travel. We introduce our Urban Dictionary Word of the Week, and discover that Chloe has absolutely no grasp on what year it is or how time works in general.

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t's chaotic, it's ridiculous, and yes we probably should've googled most of these before recording. But where's the fun in that?

This week we're asking the REAL questions: would you be a hot vampire or would you somehow fuck it up? Spoiler alert....Chloe would absolutely fuck it up. We give her 24 hypothetical hours with fangs and she spends them complaining about her teeth alignment and booking an orthodontist appointment for when she's human again. Priorities, babe.

We're talking POWERS: flying (sick), eating people we hate (therapeutic), and whether we'd use our immortal abilities for good or evil. The answer? Depends on the vibe. Monday through Wednesday we're basically Batman. Thursday onward? Chaos incarnate.

Erika Kirk makes yet another appearance because we're obsessed and we will NOT be taking questions at this time. THEN we spiral into teen sexy vampire shows, vampire porn (yes, really), and why being undead would either be the best thing that ever happened to us or an absolute nightmare depending on our blood sugar levels.

Immortality! Moral ambiguity! Dental drama! It's all here.