Reality is fake, your daily life is proof, and the devs stopped patching this thing years ago. This week we're breaking out of the Matrix or at least trying to, before one of us spirals about a vanishing sock and the other has to talk them down.

We even asked Claude and it agreed we're in the simulation, which is either reassuring or the worst thing an AI has ever told us. Featuring: bad NPC dialogue, destroying sims, what we would do with our power - mostly destroy.

Also a shoutout to our new favourite politician, Count Binface - if anyone can save British politics, it's a man with a bin for a head.

Take the red pill. Or don't. You'll do whatever you're coded to. Good news though, we've cracked it. The way out of the Matrix is a phone booth, only a cycle ride away. Problem solved. See you next week.