Hello good morning and welcome ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Achtung! Millwall, which is of course the number one Millwall podcast. My name is Nick Hart and I am your Grim Reaper as we walk through another torrid week of Millwall misery.In today’s show, we have two guests speaking in the aftermath of Tuesday night’s thumping up at the Riverside Stadium in Middlesbrough, Marc Johnson who is Boro fan and then Brian Moore for the Lions.In the second half of the show we have my usual review of yesterday’s debacle at The Den, swiftly followed by Stooza and myself doing our best to find new things to say about the wreckage of our season.Ladies and gentlemen this is a show that tries to take an irreverent view of our beloved Millwall Football Club. However the situation that we find ourselves in is as serious as any since the chaos year if 2006 and administration.We are clearly...

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Friends, there are two types of teams in this world. Teams that can score goals - and teams that can't.Possibly you could add in that there are managers who can produce a side that knows how to fight (like Rotherham’s Steve Evans for example) and those that can’t. Like Ian Holloway.Ladies and gentlemen, the Lions entered this shoot out week with nine vital survival points at stake. They leave it with just one claimed, as a result of last week's 0-0 draw at home to Fulham. As the ancient Greek mothers would tell their sons when they left for battle. Either come back carrying your shield - or laying on it. Excuse me a moment whIlst I shift my aris, as the shield handle is sticking in a bit...Today's edition of Achtung! Millwall covers the story of the week as Millwall's survival gunfight, ended in a bloody League One bound mess...Email us - [email protected] us...

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And you may find yourself, stuck in the queue at the Blackwall Tunnel, or on the wrong platform at London Bridge station - or in an endless loop of not bad Millwall performances, without the slightest hint of us ever scoring a goal.Yes as Paul Olczak put it to me on Twitter yesterday: ‘You can probably just play one of the earlier podcasts from this season. Why waste time?”Indeed ladies and gentlemen, after yesterday’s 0-0 home draw against our West London neighbours Fulham I have the image of David Byrne from the Talking Heads doing his crazed preacher routine saying ‘same as it ever was, same as it ever was’ around and around in my mind.Listeners, you are of course tuned into this week’s edition of Achtung! Millwall, which is of course the number one Millwall podcast and my name ... is Nick Hart.First up on today’s menu is my personal review of yesterday’s match, followed by...

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Controversy surrounds the new 50 Shades of Grey movie listeners, protests have taken place this week by feminist and domestic violence campaigners against its glossy treatment of a subject that in real life causes a lot of misery, pain and mental anguish ...On the same lines, I got to thinking that maybe we should form a pressure group to campaign against the abusive relationship that we all have with 50 Shades of Millwall?I mean that the only difference is that where the heroine of the movie gets slapped about for pleasure by a billionaire, we get knocked around without any gratification by a grimy bunch of skint Yorkshiremen ... and the thing is we keep coming back for more...Ladies and gentlemen around the Planet Earth, welcome to Achtung! Millwall, my name is Nick Hart and there’s no safe word to escape today’s punishment session.In a packed show today we present Glenn...

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Who said being a Millwall fan was easy? Well no one to be truthful and so it has proven yet again just one week on from the giddy euphoria of the away win at the City Ground, Nottingham and we are mugged at home by a journeyman Huddersfield Town side who came with a plan, stuck to it - and returned back up north with the three point haul that leaves Millwall still stuck in the perilous third place relegation position.Listeners, despite all the gloom you have a packed programme to enjoy on this week’s Achtung! Millwall - which is of course the CBL Magazine podcast and the number one Millwall podcast.Ladies and gentlemen my name is Nick Hart and featuring in today’s show we have my review of today’s 1-3 loss to the Terriers at Zampa Road, plus post match comment from my regular co-host Charlie Mahoney, a new voice to the show Harry Warren and details of the forthcoming AMS organised...

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Worth waiting for ...Well to paraphrase the great man Sir Winston Churchill - whose state funeral took place 50 years ago this week incidentally - could this week be the end of the beginning part of Ian Holloway’s reign? Four points from two difficult fixtures versus Reading last Tuesday and yesterday away at the City Ground, Nottingham certainly puts me in mind of those halcyon days last August.Let’s just say that for the first time in months we have the basis of a team that looks like it cares and more crucially has the framework to make itself difficult to beat. Hope springs eternal at The Den and, despite all of the nonsense of the season so far, these two games give cause for guarded optimism.Aah but do we do guarded optimism at Millwall? No we we f**king well don’t. We go mental - play offs - Premier League - the sky’s the limit now ...Ladies and gentlemen today’s drama...

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Blood and fire. Yes another week of drama at The Den passes, no game this weekend of course - but who needs the distraction of an FA Cup trip to Stamford Bridge anyway? We are focussed on the league ...This edition of Achtung! Millwall comes to you directly from a secure unit of long term institution and features in part one, the weeks' medication chewed over with podcast regular Stooza. In part two we hear from the House of Fun's pantomime villain himself, Derek King - always a man with interesting views.Blood and fire. Will Jah allow our survival in the Championship? The week ahead will tell a major part of the story with a home game v Reading on Tuesday 27th January, then the tough away trip to Nottingham Forest next Saturday the 31st. Six massive points are at stake that may make or yet break our season...Thank you as always for your support - up the Lions.NickPS -...

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Strife at The Den. Player power. Dysfunctional events left, right and centre. Yes listeners, it's better than any soap opera - it's another week at Millwall and what better way to prepare for the visit of a high flying team than allegations of gunpowder, treason and plot?Ok so Ian Holloway didn't exactly use the words gunpowder nor for that matter treason either. But you catch my drift I hope.Today's episode of the CBL Magazine podcast features a new opening section - 'In the car with Nick', a review of the 1-3 loss at home to the Tractor Boys followed by Nick and Craig Griffiths chewing the Lions' cud on this sad, sorry and strange week.Up the Lions.NickEmail - [email protected] or call us on 020 7144 0232 - we wanna hear from you...

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Defeat was not an option at Blackpool yesterday - as called by our so-called manager Ian Holloway last week. And hey guess what? We got beat 1-0. So maybe it was an option after all...Well to quote Roxy Music’s early 70s hit Virginia Plain, throw me a line I’m sinking fast ... yes the SS Millwall struck the iceberg off the coast of Blackpool yesterday and is now taking in water.Chaotic scenes on board deck as the captain blames the crew, the crew are fighting with the passengers for space in the lifeboats - only to discover that there aren’t enough to go round.Infamy infamy they’ve all got it in for me - to mix our movie metaphors.First up on today’s show we have a match report from our regular northern correspondent John Shipman on yesterday’s disaster at Bloomfield Road.We follow that with Charlie Mahoney kicking over the ashes of the Lions’ season so far in part two...

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Ah yes, that very special day in South Bermondsey: Magic Of The FA Cup Day. Last year this meant a miserable 1-4 defeat at the cold, wet and grey seaside in Southend. This year. the weather was equally as cold, grey and damp in Bermondsey - with every potential for a similar upset against League One Bradford City.Thankfully the Keystone Kops that make up the current Millwall squad huffed, puffed and (just about) scraped a 3-3 draw yesterday for an unwanted replay up in Yorkshire in ten days’ time.This edition of your favourite Millwall podcast features all of the hurly-burly from yesterday’s proceedings at The Den, plus our regular co-host Stooza picking over the bones of another generally poor display by the Lions. Again.New year, new transfer window and hopefully new looking squad by the time this critical month closes. As the Millwall email newsletter put it, every game...

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