There's no place like Millwall for mayhem, madness, pandemonium - and that's just what Tristan Crama served up with his late, late, late winner versus the Saints yesterday in South Bermondsey.

All the usual in-game stuff and nonsense from yours truly, plus post match comment with Eve @beesleevemedia

Arrivderci Millwall

Nick

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Pick up your copy at the fantastic Lions Food Hub behind the CBL end - near the ‘Double Double’ pie mash stand.

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A high scoring London Senior Cup extravaganza - covered of course by Michael and Rob...

Up the Dockers

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More reaction to last night's edge of your seat win over beleagured Sheffield Wednesday with Merv, plus ... 'the voicemails' ...

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Nick

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Relief was felt all around The Den yesterday dear listeners with the decisive intervention by talisman DJ Femi in the 71st minute of what was otherwise a frustrating evening for the Lions.

As well as the usual in-game thoughts, musings and whimsical meanderings from yours truly, this edition also includes a selection of post match voicemails from Matt Richards, Matt Webb and Rob Abbott.

Arrivederci Millwall

Nick

The 2026 Achtung Millwall calendar is now available for £10 plus postage.

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Saturday's shellacking at Fratton reviewed by the Achtung voicemail contributors. Apologies for the belated edition dear listeners, please blame an Irish combination of Guinness and Dingle whiskey for its late delivery ...

Slainte Millwall!

Nick

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A special edition of Achtung for you dear listeners, featuring a terrific voicemail from show regular Bill Slack relating to our recent shows in support of the club's 'Prostate United' campaign.

FOR MORE INFORMATION - visit https://prostatecanceruk.org or the NHS website www.nhs.uk search 'prostate'

Huge thanks to Bill for this terrific message.

Arrivederci Millwall

Nick

Good news dear listeners, The 2026 Achtung Millwall calendar is now available for £10 plus postage.

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Ahead of this weekend's trip to Portsmouth, Neil Fissler and I look back to a few months after the golden summer of English football, to a dour, defensive win under Benny Fenton at Fratton Park...

This edition also includes all the usual tangents, side subjects and oddities so beloved of Achtung! Millwall - why not tune in dear listeners?

Arrivederci Millwall

Nick

Good news dear listeners, The 2026 Achtung Millwall calendar is now available for £10 plus postage.

All profits will support the fantastic Lions Food Hub.

To pick up your copy either direct message us on ‘X’ - @AchtungMillwall - or email us at [email protected]

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A ten-goal game of drama, incident and controversy at the Stanmore Stadium last Saturday, covered as always by show host Michael Avery and his entourage ... a fantastic game for the neutral is probably the best summary we can think of!

Up the Dockers

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A fine away point at the league leaders covered by show regular Michael Avery plus his entourage...

Up the Dockers

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With the Lions going into the international break sitting in sixth spot, are Millwall fans justified in feeling a little 'itchy and scratchy' at recent performances?

This voicemail edition chews over Saturday's home draw versus PNE and therefore the role that injuries, luck and expectations play in the life of the average football fan ...

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Nick

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Millwall reggae with Lion of the South

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