It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Ack-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).

Okay, since I'm only 13, it is difficult for me to figure out how customer service must be, so here's how I think it goes from previous memories. 

You know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago. I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...

Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!

Top of the world ma! A cover of a popular CallMeCarson vid in case you think I am being serious. Which I'm not! I'd actually prefer B Dubs! 

When it comes to mixing art with popular films, some people would either think about posters or promotional art, but where I come from, none of those apply! Not in any way at all! 

We are expecting this soon. Even though Disney isnt planning to make sequels after 2019. Although I think that 2026 would be a sweet year to release it! We'll see what Pixar can do...

I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.

Blu-Ray is a successful format and it's the best format... or is it? That's right. I will be providing 10 reasons as to why Blu Ray is much worse than DVD. And believe me! They are all plausible! Seriously! I prefer HD-DVD more than that mess. If you think otherwise, that's okay with me. I respect your opinion.