Coming soon to homes everywhere.

Apologies to the FBI.

As you may know, there is a bunch of Starbucks coffees you can get. In fact, the longest name for an order at any restaurant is at Starbucks and is as follows: The Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice. Long isn't it. Anyways, experience many coffees that you can actually order there that isn't on the menu, like the Skittles Frappucino, the Crystal Ball Frappucino, the Pink Drink, and the Year Round Eggnog Latte. All in the comfort of this podcast. 

For that recipe, go to starbuckssecretmenu.net.

That's right. Bob Marley was born on this day in 1945 and died in Miami in 1981 due to a serious type of skin cancer called Melanoma. Seems serious. 

Yes, Bob. Money can't buy life, and we can accept that. Just don't worry about a thing. Cause every little thing is gonna be all right. 

May he rest in peace. 

That's right. Wendy's is making breakfast.

From croissant sandwiches to burritos, this breakfast session will start on March 2nd, 2020.

Tell me what you think if it's past that time by sending a message.

Welcome to the Puscifer Album, C is for Please Insert Sophomoric Genitalia Reference Here. HAHAHA! I'm joking. 

We are talking about weird stuff you can buy on Amazon and

Part 1 of discontinued everything.

From a guacamole bowl to a candle that smells like an iMac, these are all real and you know it. 

Pop Tarts?! More like Stop Tarts because they should stop making ridiculous flavors for money?!?

From American Apple Pie and Pretzel to Crush Soda Orange and Hot Fudge Sundae, these ones are by far the weirdest in the market as of now. 

＼(｀0´)／ Listen to my stuff!

Yessiree bob. A treat for Valentine's Day, as asaid in the title. 

You're just gonna have to listen to the episode to find out what we're talking about.

I made a second part of the Super Bowl commercial episode and you didn't even know, you fool... Anyways, on to business! For this episode, I talk about more dumb SB ads (like that Mountain Dew commercial with Bryan Cranston and that eccentric Rocket Mortgage commercial with Jason Momoa who takes of his biceps. WHAT THE HECK?) and the halftime show with Shakira, J Balvin, Lopez, and Bad Bunny. WORST THING I EVER SEEN! ):C AM I right?

Why are Super Bowl ads so stupid? Why did Post Malone drink Bud Light in a market? You have to pay for that now. And what's with MC Hammer being in a Cheetos commerical? Oh right. Because you can't actually touch anything with cheesy hands! Well, here's a tip! USE CHOPSTICKS!!! ):( And that Little Caesars commercial with Rainn Wilson saying that their pizza is the best thing "since sliced bread." So what? Did you enjoy sliced bread as a kid??? (:(

Prepare to listen to the dumbest Super Bowl LIV (54) ads I have ever discovered. 

Next episode will be talking about the halftime show.

From Justin Timberlake's half eaten French toast to a dorito shaped like the Pope's hat, weird stuff was sold on Ebay in the early 2000s.

Don't buy Coke from the 1800s. It has cocaine which is a drug. Don't do drugs. Says Mr. Mackey....