Across the Cxntry

Across the Cxntry

By emli bender & Lindsey PoyarComedy
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Across the Cxntry episodes

  • episode 34 - chimpanzees and foxes and bears, oh my!

    I'm sorry my goofy goobers we recorded this beginning of March and you're getting it now. Did you miss us?? we missed you!


    In this episode we talk about pros and cons of owning exotic pets. Follow us on instagram @acrossthecxntry support us on patreon and please like, comment and subscribe <3

    48 min
  • episode 33 - the gossip girl episode

    Happy Valentine's Day u lover birds! Join Lindsey and Emli and they catch up on recent events before diving into the cultural phenomenon that is Gossip Girl. Please rate us on whatever app you're using and support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    45 min
  • episode 32 - bath salts and olive oil

    howdy you goofballs! did you think we were done?! Lindsey Poyar and Emli Bender are back better than ever in the new year, Lindsey teaches you a secret new way to paint and Emli talks about the relevant subject of bath salts. Like and subscribe or I'll tell Santa on you >:) happy NYE u fools!

    instagram @acrossthecxntry

    patreon for support! patreon.com/acrossthecxntry


    also episode 106 by sword and scale is the bath salts episode emli is referencing if u want to listen

    48 min
  • episode 31 - thanksgiving leftovers

    I'm so bad at uploading! This episode is fun and cute, we talk about thanksgiving & Lindsey shares exciting news for the future! Please rate us, follow us on insta & support on patreon 💞 www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    47 min
  • episode 30 - halloween spooktacular

    edit: sorry i uploaded this 2 weeks later i went to ohio & then forgot as well so uwu - emli 


    happy halloween y'all, we missed you!! xoxox

    In this week's episode we go over costumes & movies for Halloween, the best holiday of the year. Follow our insta @acrossthecxntry & support us on patreon.com/acrossthecxnty

    51 min
  • episode 29 - jumbo huddy

    Howdy y'all we recorded this two weeks ago and I'm posting it now, listen to Lindsey tell u about being a SanFran socialite rubbin' elbows with the hudsters whilst emli regals us about PNW weddings.

    SUPPORT US www.patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    rate us loves!

    45 min
  • episode 28 - birthday bash

    hi guys! across the country is back;; in this week's episode we discuss emli turning 27 in Cleveland as the girls hang out IRL also look out or Lindsey will bully you teehee 


    www.patreon.com/acrosstheccxntry pls support us luvs 💞

    41 min
  • episode 27 - spooky bug stories

    we're back bitches ~ sorry for the hiatus; we've been busy never experiencing depression or anxiety while tripping over dollar billsssssssss anyway this week's ep is about bugs and ghosts; a Cxntry staple! farm fresh straight to table eat up u lil slut yum yum 


    patreon.com/acrossthecxntry 

    53 min
  • episode 26 - cross country girls

    It's a new episode ✨ recorded a week ago but posted now welcome to my joker brain 😈 i don't remember what we talk about but it's funny and hot also we have huge boobs. GIVE US 5 STARS!

    patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    41 min
  • episode 25 - we're cowboys now

    Special Texas episode y'all ~ emli & Lindsey met up in Marfa, Texas to get down n dusty with the locals. Tune in for a super late episode that we recorded a week ago & I'm posting meow 

    patreon.com/acrossthecxntry

    instagram.com/acrossthecxntry

    XOXO

    45 min

About Across the Cxntry

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Zany comedy pod hosted by Lindsey Poyar & emli bender who share their weekly thoughts on life across the country as a modern-day American lady and the necessary b*tching that comes with it. Both of them are best friends as well as being really hot & funny.