Recently, Dee learned that when God closes a laptop, he opens a bracket, so on this episode we’re doing things a little differently… Grab your favorite stadium snack and get ready to hear the top 16 MLB mascots face off according to our very strict adjudication methods and discerning criteria.

See the big beautiful boys we’re discussing right here: https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/sports/mlb/2018/04/02/ranking-every-mlb-mascot/33484607/