Ad Creeps

It is our delight to welcome you to the fifth season of this podcast with a trio of episodes informally titled “the Official Ad Creeps Salute to the Pleasures of the Flesh!” In this initial offering, Al and Dee trace the links between a balanced breakfast and a biblical ambiguity. Plus: anonymous pamphlets, grain-based copyright theft and an absolutely enormous amount of self-abuse.

CW: Explicit discussion of masturbation

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0N290zPrbA

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qf3HVGbg9E

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/501-grapenuts

Fritz Lang, eat your heart out. This episode Al takes Dee into the formerly carceral heart of Burnaby, BC to explore some unusual studies with familiar roots. Plus, a piece of local queer history, and the question we’ve all been asking: where’s my bucket of grain??

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-vwaWLLSIQ

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QPPRhXGeJU

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/420-metrotown

What’s your horse name? In this episode, Al baits Dee with horses and pulls the ol’ switcheroo to talk about the history of the pension and how it’s all fucked up now. Plus, a lot of really silly stuff about horses. Like, a lot. Sorry about that.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uQOchrK7NA

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O46ealsqlDs

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/419-cbhorse

Today we’re asking the most crucial question of our time: what were YOU listening to in 2001? Don’t worry, no one’s coming out of this thing un-embarrassed. Al and Dee break down some primary document-based playlist proclivities and explore the rise of clean tween pop.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtdL2k4-DC8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oInqvBgU0xg

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/418-kidzbop

Al’s Grade 8 Bangers Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5LnBwAoi8o0bg6wWzcjibS?si=960febfb8f9f4964

Two podcasters record an episode in a room with a strange presence… How do you explain that? Dee’s back with a journalistic novel for Al all about historical flim-flam, creative archaeology and the literary equivalent of your instagram feed. Plus, a very British local ad from 1974.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUOIeIeGaI

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mnkdg9RkG_c

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/417-timelifemystery

Chemists, listen at your own peril. We’re going from high fashion soirees to poudre boire in this tale as Al gives Dee’s brain a real workout. Tune in for butter trends, junk science, and maybe the most important zine of all time.

QC: There is a small amount of background traffic noise from our record location, sorry ‘bout it!

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I_SnwJk9YU

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QduTLFILORY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/416-bordenklim

If you’ve got major beef then try another episode because this week Al and Dee are marinating in the paragon of commodities that is pork. Come hear about Checkoff’s Fund, new Texas cuisine, and why America’s army of perfectly identical pigs are completely taint-free.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aCZPWs3Aw4

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFZbICHSsc8

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/415-leaningpork

It’s time for Al’s guy! Do you enjoy the work of Henrik Ibsen, FDA deep lore, and fun radiation experiments to do in your home laboratory? No? Well then sorry about this one, gang. Al and Dee are diving into how the FDA tackled one strange contraption.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4JxQAESCkI

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFFxSwlyZVs

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/414-FDAquack

Are you ready for one of Dee’s guys?? Because they’re back in the driver’s seat with all the tea on the founder of this New Orleans-based chicken chain. You just have to decide if you want it hot, or cold. Plus, we crowdfund to get Al a slide whistle.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r5iv8LzZYQ

Local Ad: https://www.instagram.com/p/C33ES-7I8Ad

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/413-popeyes

Your Summer Boys are finally back with a brand new bracket that sees mascots from across the pond competing to see who’s the best! Or, maybe just the least worst… Al and Dee dive into the details and leave no stone unturned as they decide which Premier League Football mascot will join the Philly Phantatic in the Ad Creeps Mascot Hall of Phame.

Mascot Pics: https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/37578835/premier-league-mascots-ranked-manchester-united-fred-red-arsenal-gunnersaurus-rex

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcXJPTM_vas

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/412-summerboys24