Ad Creeps

It’s pride month, and you know what that means… Al endeavours to engage Dee with a tale that starts with the French Revolution and ends up in your bloodstream. Plus, a surprise guest host, a review of our favourite allies, and a local ad all the way from Italia.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3s3oiNkmjw

Local Ad: https://www.instagram.com/p/C33ES-7I8Ad

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/411-dupontbeauty

Put on your best and sluttiest outfit because we’re hitting the town! Al drags Dee from spot to spot to sample a veritable platter of theme restaurants, starting in 19th century Paris. Plus, a divisive local ad from beautiful Dubuque, Iowa.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n57kxJxTe14

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbnDGgV5pDQ

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/410-bugaboo

Whether you’re an effete Prussian monarch or under a strict rationing mandate, you’ve got to agree: potatoes are really something. And now, Al endeavours to explain to Dee just what that something is. And! The origins of everyone’s favourite tuber toy, and what it portends for the future.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VOzm17B29M

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo3XPDh7Irs

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/409-potatokids

It’s pizza night, baby! Dee is back in the driver’s seat for this episode and he initiates Al into deep-state pies and deep-dish data. Plus we chat about our youth sporting histories, rank our favorite pizza chains and get pill-pilled with a Bismarck, North Dakota PSA.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTkT8lJDH9s

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LECSVlc6O1g

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/408-domino

Your two big beefy boys are back with this week’s episode, in which Al opines the loss of local op-ed gripes, and Dee gets tossed into the deep end of the Garf-ocean. Plus, we take a trip to beautiful Fredericton, NB. See you in the funny pages, xoxo.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzMIc68omsg

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po0GWIoeFMY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/407-garfieldtalks

It's time to bite the bullet and broach the big top as Al horses around with Dee. We're talking magic marshmallows, American cuisine, and more than you needed to know about Al's proclivities for the carnivalesque. Plus, a local ad for the Summer seekers. 

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv2f9pBeCMY

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-su2J3wXJgU

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/406-circusfun

I hope you’ve got the urge, friend, because it’s time to get lathered. This week, Al lures Dee in with hedonic history, and an exploration of how, even in a protestant wasteland, pleasure can be found. Plus, the UK takes on American theme parks, and the titillating euphoria of being known.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeAcpdpFTOo

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBjttEcsQk0

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/405-herbal

Who and what on earth is “Finfin?” In this episode, Al bares their soul to Dee who threatens to fight a computer game character as a result. But there’s so much more! Horny mouse drawings from an anime god, a classic voyeur FMV game, an iconic queen from Japan and some truly lovely lamps.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J45dqPtJ4NA

Local Ad: https://www.tiktok.com/@vintagevortexvault/video/7327431465430568223?lang=en

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/404-fujitsuteo

Another big game has come and gone, but this week Dee makes a triumphant return to the hosting chair as they tie Al down for a quick chat about torture tactics, Foucault’s horse follies, and how to lock it down. Plus, a catchy campy jingle from Corrimal, NSW.

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk8BBGV2ypI

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsSGn5HSKkw

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/403-masterlock

We can be your hero, baby. This week, Al drags Dee off the garden path and deep into the prickly thicket of theology, macaroni men and almost certainly blasphemy. From heroic dolphins to cereal aces and everything in-between, plus a catchy jingle from Lubbock, TX (and we ain’t kiddin!)

CW: The audio for the main ad is a bit crunchy, apologies!

Main Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cutRNspwLtY

Local Ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWDsschC_jw

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/402-gmaces