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Recently, Dee learned that when God closes a laptop, he opens a bracket, so on this episode we’re doing things a little differently… Grab your favorite stadium snack and get ready to hear the top 16 MLB mascots face off according to our very strict adjudication methods and discerning criteria.

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One weird trick to teach your pig that women hate! Al takes Dee on a whirlwind tour of clever creatures, sports’ most normie mascots, and the reign of Dwight D. Eisenhower, if you please. Plus, a local ad straight outta Dee’s summer vacation!

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A rocky canyon, a running river, and a pack of sweaty football boys… Dee is covering their latest fascination on this week’s episode as they take Al on a perilous journey into America’s biggest hole. Plus, we have a chilli dog with Cinderella.

CW: Medical Distress, Piss

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We’re breaking into Cloggust with a vengeance this week as Al tells Dee all about how the first World War was a turning point for the queer community. Plus, we’ve got Disney details, saucy excerpts, and a listener submitted local ad from the Smallest State!

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Did you really think we’d let this SEO slip through our fingers buddy? We don’t need to, we’re hands-free over here. Dee regales Al with the sordid tale of Lilli, Barbie, Ruth & Jack. Plus, we’re putting ourselves in Bill’s Hunky hands for a potato-based treat from Winnipeg, MB.

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This episode has it all: F1 scandals, Italian post-war history, the inception of shockvertising, and mention of a mysterious worm. Dee ponders their life choices as Al dissects the work of photographer Oliviero Toscani and issues a challenge to the Vatican.

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Come on you rapscallions, grab that candy with your sticky hands and let’s cause trouble! This week, Dee gets animated about cartoon origin stories, Al reveals some childhood lore, and we head to the safest amusement park in Scotch Plains, NJ.

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Like all things inevitably do, the Fune has come to an end. But this week Al perseveres with a tale of appropriated pottery, thick tears and the times-iest capsule of all. Plus, it’s all in a name in National City, California.

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Dee closes out Fune June by introducing Al to the chip that changed America… sorry, I mean the chip that made America change their pants. Plus, it’s Munch Madness at The Lube! Get ready for the tightest onion rings you’ve ever seen.

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What’s up you dry babies? This week, Al tries desperately to explain the difference between hard and soft water to a liquorice-loving Dee, before the pair reminisce about late 90’s trends and the hottest scents on the shelves. Plus, a big boy sells beer.

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