Listen, we all make mistakes. This week, Dee shows Al where the wild things are, and we talk telecoms, childhood texts and tiny ladders. Plus, an unfortunate local ad from Indianapolis.

CW: infant death, kidnapping, gun-related local ad

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/hO4uYSsm5Lw

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/HhmauUQtSy0

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/311-bellwild

Would you rather have $200, a pony, or one of the worst-selling cars of all time? Al tells Dee the tale of the Edsel, Hank the Deuce’s major mid-century moto-fail. We’re bringing you Ford history, photographing pony pitchmen and a local ad from PA that’ll bring a wench to tears.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/rZ4S24PruN8

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/UUCqzqMzm5g

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/310-fordedsel

It’s okay to steal this podcast. This week, Dee tells Al about one of the most memetic pre-movie ads of the 21st century, and we re-live the glory days of p2p file-sharing. Plus, a local ad from— sorry, hold on a minute, I’m in the middle of something.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/HmZm8vNHBSU

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/DJEz92DzfQM

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/309-mpaapiracy

Extra extra! Hear all about it! Former newsboy taps baby scandal for personal rise! Plus-- good golly, these Mollies sure are a sight for sore eyes. All that, and Al and Dee make the biggest called shot in podcast history! See you in the funny pages, bucko! 

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/HBWNtKlQu2Q

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/vpploeAy6so

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/308-weeklyworld

Crack open your law books, it’s time to get vocally litigious. This week, Dee tells Al about some of advertising’s most famous sound-alikes. Meet us in the low-stakes non-gendered pants aisle and we’ll spill the deets.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/VI3cdoXuCXQ

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/RMPfB5yL5d8

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/307-zayrebatman

If this podcast finds you via a glass bottle washed up on the beach, throw it back! For our beach day, Al lets Dee pick the order of three short tales from the sea, and we take a big rake to Kia’s Sportage sales technique. Plus, a gorilla and a tepid little dance.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/OkdyfoO_j74

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/jk27bj86DXc

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/306-kiabeach

Grab your whiskey shrimp and meet us in the back booth as Dee waxes poetic about the late-night origins of TGI Friday’s, and Al runs us through their colonoscopy prep routine. Plus, the Birds may not have won the Bowl but Philadelphia is still serving up one hell of a local ad.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/e0OeFSq00P4

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/erh2ngRZxs0

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/305-tgifridays

We’re kicking off (get it??) part two of our Big Game coverage with a classic dot com commercial. Al tries to please Professor Dee with their presentation on venture capitalism, the dot-com bubble and our old pal Marx. Plus, listener Darrell has sent in a local ad that’s almost certainly from Michigan.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/nXHrlm5Nk5w

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/VQqNBntltCY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/304-petsdotcom

It’s unfortunately pigskin time again, so we got rough and ready and a little bit sneezy for you. Dee tells Al about anti-war erotica and the origins of ASMR, plus a local ad with the best worst CGI dragon you’ve ever seen.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/zqU8ar4gSyI

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/2H40fChEhWI

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/303-michelob

It’s tingle time this week on the podcast as Al takes Dee on a tour of a putrid waterway and the washtub staple it inspired. You’ll need a good toweling off after this one. Plus, we head to Finland for a local ad sent in by listener Kati!

Main Ad: http://youtu.be/jPbLXHSthOE

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/6fTkGXpbYv8

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/302-lifebuoy