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Nice ride pard’ner, who’s that little hunny on the hood? Join us in the back seat where Al tells Courtney a tawdry tale of extra-marital sculptures and royal moutardiers. Don’t have the street cred to be a status symbol? Just fake it till you make it!

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Need some pre-digested python balls? How about a Pope’s whip? This week, Courtney explains how eBay became a platform for land sales, along with souped-up calculators, family memories, and all of Al’s favorite little guys. Let’s clown around!

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Man the harpoon, my good pal, and get the steam-powered saw ready. Al’s regaling Courtney with the tale of one particular type of dog nosh out of Long Beach, California, and it’s impact across several different spheres of influence. Plus, we crash the 1939 Rose Parade and go partying with Peppy Roni.

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Mr. Fils-Aimé, tear down this pie! This week, Courtney tells Al about the advertising foibles and poor greasemanship that sunk the famously toe-free Bigfoot Pizza. Plus, blimp accidents, corn idioms and a local ad from our favorite HoJo Projo!

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Come on down to the man cave for a little boost, why don’t ya. Al and Courtney are talking all about gendered suppies, modern pharma capitalism and also some classic 19th century scientist hijinks. Plus, we’re kicking off the Kennedy bracket in El Paso, Texas.

CW: animal testing

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If you’ve been stuck wondering about the appropriate time to eat pizza, we’ve got you covered. Courtney pulls an arcane and archaic tune out of their head and plugs it into Al’s as they discover how to make money in the music business, and how to make the most of your mirrored floor.

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Hello creeps! Due to some vacay-adjacent scheduling snafus we’ve got something a little different for you this week. You’ve been asking and we’re finally ready to answer: here are Al and Courtney’s top three lists of the most fuckable brand mascots, based purely and entirely on vibes.

Let us know your top three on Twitter @adcreeps!

It’s time for the rise of the little guys! This week, Al is picking out McDonaldland’s best and brightest, and pushing them to the side so that they and Courtney can focus on that most tantalizing “other.” Plus, the Pufnstuf Debacle, New Jersey pier pressure, and what you may be surprised to find that you have in common with brand mascots!

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You’ve never seen your two Dads disagree like this before! Jump into another thick ‘sode as Courtney opens up their heart and their childhood to Al. Cross under the aquarium entrance and into the humid neon hell that is this week’s commercial. Hey, if you see a baboon around here, could you let us know? Plus, only the best from Burlington, VT.

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Time to pop on the Marvelettes’ hit "Please Mr. Postman” because this week Al is delivering Courtney a steaming hot pile of USPS history. Come hear about America’s original volcel, Anthony Comstock, and how this infamous narc shaped the struggle for queer rights and abortion rights over the last two centuries. Plus, Tennessee’s finest billboard Dracula.

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