Ad Creeps

This week… there’s chum in the water. Two actually, and they’re your hosts! Courtney gives Al a look back at the New Jersey man-eater and how one smooth little guy threw the world into a big sharp panic. We’ve got history, we’ve got games, we’ve got a local ad from Redport, NJ… we’re gonna need a bigger episode.

CW: child death, blood, grievous injury, shark attacks

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/q2QER15kBTU

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/mbigv3luqYw

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/227-sharkweek

Get ready Coasterheads, cause it’s time to dive into everybody’s favorite summer topic: federal regulatory law (or lack thereof.) This week Al invites Courtney for a hair-raising look at the hottest, coolest time in Kansas City, Kansas. Plus, some divisive CGI cars, and the new Snack of the Summer.

CW: child death, decapitation

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/YE73W1UCgeM

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/d8oipqHLqpk

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/226-schlitterbahn

Get ready your oversized knit sweater and ripped jeans because we’re heading back to 1992 as Courtney walks Al through Pepsi’s disastrous Philippines promotion. Plus, some rapping car dealers and an important ice cream solicitation.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/WddZVZYPjLQ

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/E-ILi9CGVhs

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/225-numberfever

You’ll never believe that this episode was recorded between April and July 2022! This week, we take a look back at the “sweet spot” of pre-post-Roe, pre-9/11 liberal optimism, when everything you ever needed to protect your rights could be found in the Sizzler buffet court. (Offer validity may vary based on racialization, sexuality and/or gender)

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/E3YGtQ40Qvs

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/WPkMUU9tUqk

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/224-sizzlerchoice

Prep your protein shakes and get ready to rip! It’s time for musclebound hunks Al and Courtney to explore the history and theory of pumping iron. Just jock shit, you know. Plus, the finest rolling roast beef in Brooklyn.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/CWtcE52LKgk

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/WReEx9a-fzg

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/223-shakeweight

We’re wishing a happy pride to all our creeps as Courtney helps Al parade around a whole gaggle of electronic pups, including a truly vintage queen. Plus, an e-waste primer, and the most friendly car-salesman ever.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/uCQG5Hb6Gew

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/zRz-SSfGQUc

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/222-gaylord

Listen to that organ purr, baby! It’s time to grab your cardboard tray of fries, huff the zamboni fumes and listen as Courtney hip checks Al into the story of a truly iconic music compilation. Just one question remains… y’all ready for this?

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/5PkelPLP7UU

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/rJjjwQBSJFs

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/221-jockjams

Welcome to a softer Ad Creeps… this week we’re cleaning up our act (not really) and proving that you can be soft and lewd at the same time. Al introduces Courtney to the first toilet paper mascot, and they both take a trip to the Roman bath for a sponge sesh. Plus, everybody’s favorite secretive squeezer, the main man Mr. Whipple.

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/cTT9Y47Hg08

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/Cp5FAbJvUEY

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/220-bigsqueeze

We’ve finally reached the last stop on our Despicable May rollercoaster, and it’s a whole bucket of something. Join Courtney as they take Al for all they’re worth, and get their fill of apocalyptic rice and cheese too. Plus, a local ad from South Carolina that’ll have you saying “Are those minions??”

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/ZtGYl3rrDsc

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/jvvDEzfalCk

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/219-bakkerbucket

Well, we’ve hit the latter half of Despicable May, and the truly reprehensible behavior continues, this time from one of North America’s most popular pharmaceutical brands. Listen as Al pulls Courtney through a tainted legacy of intentional harm and few consequences. But also, Hog Cholera! And for our local ad, it’s time to see the Special Man.

CW: The Holocaust (7:00-8:55), HIV/AIDS Epidemic (20:33-23:30)

Main Ad: https://youtu.be/uEvPdol90Bs

Local Ad: https://youtu.be/XI7jC57GuZM

Sources: https://www.adcreeps.gay/sources-1/218-bayer