Today in the show AD gives cliff notes on how to wine with your significant other this Valentine's day, unloads on Sam Rubin for mistaking Samuel L. Jackson with Laurence Fishburne, a school for suicide bombers that is guilty of criminal irony, and touches (no not that way) on Michael Sam coming out.

Today in the show AD gives cliff notes on how to wine with your significant other this Valentine's day, unloads on Sam Rubin for mistaking Samuel L. Jackson with Laurence Fishburne, a school for suicide bombers that is guilty of criminal irony, and touches (no not that way) on Michael Sam coming out.

Today on the show AD talks about an awesome experience he had going to a show over the weekend, and how hard work may not be all it's cracked up to be.

Today on the show AD talks about an awesome experience he had going to a show over the weekend, and how hard work may not be all it's cracked up to be.

Homophobia Hysteria, Kirk Cameron teaches us how to profit off of Homophobia. And Miley Cyrus shows some boob.

Homophobia Hysteria, Kirk Cameron teaches us how to profit off of Homophobia. And Miley Cyrus shows some boob.

Today on the show AD talks about the importance of learning to respect the opinions of those whom you disagree with, Bill Clinton getting with Liz Hurley (in the 90's when she was smoking hot), DMX vs. Zimmerman in "celebrity" boxing, , and Miley Cyrus' cans.

Today on the show AD talks about the importance of learning to respect the opinions of those whom you disagree with, Bill Clinton getting with Liz Hurley (in the 90's when she was smoking hot), DMX vs. Zimmerman in "celebrity" boxing, , and Miley Cyrus' cans.

Today on the show AD talks about Seinfeld smacking down race baters, how Uncle Sam plans to forcibly insert himself in your rear, and AD talks about his penis... yeah you read that right.

Today on the show AD talks about Seinfeld smacking down race baters, how Uncle Sam plans to forcibly insert himself in your rear, and AD talks about his penis... yeah you read that right.