Today in the show AD talks about how rich people can literally get away with murder, the lie detector mall Santa, and how a hug can lose you a scholarship.

Today on the show, Glen Beck was right about AD’s holiday party? Doctors say you should get your cats stoned, yup doctors. Iphone cookies get a comedian into hot water after not thinking a bit through fully. Guess what? The things people say and what they really mean are completely different sometimes. Manners...try em sometime because they can lead to a cheaper cup o' joe in Fance.

Today on the show AD talks about the GOP Senator child porn scandal, how google ruined a man's life, and how Colorado needs to stock up on Taco Bell and Cheetos as they brace for marijuana tourism.

AD Ramon & Kenny Talk coke head congressmen and chill with The Chivers & Chivettes!

Today on the show AD talks about cops taking random DNA samples from you while you are on the road, how awesome it is to be in America despite whatever complaints you have, and your greatest accomplishment you can't put on a resume

Today in the show AD talks about the Ted Cruz coloring book, unions discredit themselves by planting a fake google employee at a protest, and how fast food is messing with your head.

On today's show we discuss if baseball could ruin the Republican's shots at the next Presidential election? A gay wedding cake forces a baker to blow it with god, and the secret to success you ask? Oh it's to look really, really, really good.

P.S. Whacking it is good for your health...and there was much rejoicing.

Today on the show a Florida Tea Partier claims gay thugs are forcing employers to hire butch women & effeminate men, meanwhile in Texas, cops seized a white 13yr old from her black legal guardian and some very IMPORTANT info for you...How to bang chicks way way way hotter than you!

Today in the show AD talks about why politicians today are like Kardashians, anti-semetic Congress people justify the knock-out game targetting the Jewish community, and why it's a bad idea to hide a crack pipe in your lady parts.

Today in the show AD talks about why politicians today are like Kardashians, anti-semetic Congress people justify the knock-out game targetting the Jewish community, and why it's a bad idea to hide a crack pipe in your lady parts.