Today on the show AD talks about anal probing in New Mexico, How hard it is for a pimp now that there's an app for that, the verbal dumps recently taken by Nevada Republicans, and the politics of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Today on the show AD talks about a school separating students by their class grades, a pastor in Virginia who really showed why even black people shouldn't use that word, and bullying in the NFL.

Today on the show AD explains why right wing America needs to put him on the payroll, people are getting it on while they are in traffic, and the top signs you are turning into a crotchety old jerk.

Happy Halloween! Today on the show men of the cloth making the bread, shaming porky trick or treaters, how to tell if someone is an idiot, and AD delves into his Willy Wonka family history.

Today on the show the Pope takes down the Bishop of bling, Westboro Baptist Church is taken down by their own young, the right and wrong way to cut off your junk, why women with big booties are great (beyond the obvious), and some of the weirdest quesetions to be asked in an interview.

In today's episode we chat about Obama being hacked, how America getting caught spying is kinda like being caught with your "friend" from Craigslist and the wonderul Miss Bumbum Brazil scandal...Good times!

Today on the show AD talks about a 12 year old hacker who works for video games, Scrotum ripping as a new form of corporal punishment, and more idiots using blackface and swastikas...

Tax funded college courses on butt plugs and Giving your Dog Viagra

Today on the show we discuss the pros and cons of smoking in a gas station, women going on a sex strike, the least offensive sex offenders, and even the Illuminati.

Tonight on the show, celibacy epidemic in Japan leading to depopulation, getting home porn from your college math teacher, how to blame it on Obama, and a shocking number of people still believe in ghosts.