A.D. On The Radio

Today on the show, Paul Ryan announced his retirement... which raises a bunch of questions, the most interesting of which is: "Where did a 48 year old public servant with 3 kids get the cash to retire early?" Your chances of getting audited this tax season are WAY lower than they have been in the past. Travis, who's been through an audit, explains why that's a very good thing.

Today on the show: Mark Zuckerberg testifies before Congress and it basically amounts to a bunch of old farts asking what the internet is. Travis Golightly discusses sailing around the world, Bill Cosby is attacked by a topless woman, and Necco Wafers...the most disgusting candy ever... are experiencing a HUGE surge in popularity.

Today on the show: The FBI raids the office of Donald Trump's personal lawyer, Michael Cohen. We discuss what they were after and whether or not this was some kind of witch hunt. We discuss giving to charity, and we ask why does Chris Brown have a career when Harvey Weinstein does not? In a surprisingly thought provoking manner, David Schwimmer... yup, Ross from Friends... weighs in on the idea of sexual misconduct and the #MeToo movement.

Today on the show: medical marijuana. Has it already made a significant dent in America's opioid problem? We discuss what makes a good massage and why Travis has only ever had one in his life. Molly Ringwald has issues with some of her most famous movies in the #MeToo era.

Today on the show: Hog farmers are stressing about retaliatory tariffs on American products after Trump's steel and aluminum tariffs. Mike Lindell, the MyPillow guy, teaches us a small lesson about respect. Stormy Daniels' lawyer says she can describe Donald's Trump in great detail. Thin crust or deep dish? The debate rages on National Deep Dish Pizza Day.

Today on the show, we discuss what motivated the YouTube shooter and how the new digital business models that have been established by Google and Facebook lead to massive amounts of risk for entrepreneurs in the digital age. A shockingly high number of Americans would be willing to trade their right to vote for a tiny raise, and Larry King wants to do away with the second amendment.

Today on the show, Donald Trump Jr. deals with his divorce by posting gym selfies and updating his "me stuff" folder on Instagram with pics of his new haircut. We discuss America's favorite comfort foods and Jon Bon Jovi excuses his opening band from class.

Today on the show, is a children's dental practice blackmailing parents? Kind of. Travis considers an addiction drug as part of his diet, Burger King pulled a delicious April fools prank, and a white supremacist is in jail after having an affair with his mother in law.

Today on the show George Bush, Bill Clinton, and Jimmy Carter were all in attendance at the funeral of former Georgia Governor and Senator Zell Miller... and the reason why was inspiring stuff. Wal-Mart bows to conservative anti-porn group and removes... Cosmo Magazine from it's check out lines?! It's MLB Opening Day! What's the most expensive team to be a fan of? Donald Trump Jr. and Aubrey O'Day allegedly planned to do something unthinkable during their affair.

As world leaders threaten each other with physical violence in the press and on social media, children are marching in the street begging for peace. It makes us look to the lessons we learned from Fred Rogers and Jim Henson as children, and it makes us feel as though we might need a refresher course. A Texas politician wants to charge men $100 every time they fail to master their domain, and your kid's rubber duckie might be poisonous.