The NFL takes a Knee, Trump finds a way to call it a win, and we wonder what IS the most effective way to peacefully protest? Plus Walmart wants to come in to your home when you're out, and Funkhouser learns something sad about his hero Jerry Lewis.

Today on the show. Are 3 Doors Down and Toby Keith Worth Five Times More Than Beyoncé, Bruce Springsteen, and U2? Sean Spicer Says He "Absolutely" Regrets Lying for President Trump, and Funkhouser makes up for lost time and talks like a pirate

Today on the show a man somehow makes $15,000 by burning the flag,Jimmy Fallon is STILL getting a hard time for messing up Donald Trumps hair, and Funkhouser's old co worker may be the newest cast member on the view?

Today on the show. What can the opposite sex do that you are jealous of? A college journalist was attacked for not being visibly non-fascist enough, and OJ Simpson will miss life in prison? Plus Funkhouser wishes he could wear sun dresses.

Today on the show. A Tom Petty performance provides a great life lesson for all of us, The Emmys went after Donald Trump. Was it funny? Yes. Was it productive? Plus... Funkhouser has a family connection with Dolly Parton!?

Today on the Show. Should knowingly exposing someone to the HIV virus without their knowledge be changed from a felony to a misdemeanor? That's what some lawmakers are saying.Steve Bannon runs his media empire from his dinging room, and why are some people being told to eat kangaroo? Funkhouser contemplates a celebrity line of booze.

Hot Mic. Funkhouser records AD talking about Steve Bannon off the air.

Today on the show, Ted Cruz is caught surfing adult entertainment on twitter. His explanation proves that sometime the jokes really DO write themselves. A new church is giving Scientology a run for it's money when it comes to getting mileage from celebrities. Scientist have determined the happiest state in America. What do you suppose that is?

Today on the show we remember 911 and we discuss how to take the meaning of the day back as we turn it into a day of charity positivity and contribution. We talk about Irma and radio's role in disasters plus Steve Bannon says he's a streetfighter.

Today on the show we discuss how digital technology limited the death toll for Harvey, Joel Osteen's response to critics, and Funkhouser is dating a man?